📷 #2 | Roadtrip to the Chinese Beach

“en-US”:”Hello! As you can see, I’m here at the C6 parking lot But i’m not going to show you the other part of the car because i have someone here for this special road trip! Andru00e9! Andru00e9: HELLO PEOPLE! Andru00e9: Is everything okay? Andru00e9: everything fine? We’re gonna make a trip until dinner! Yes, until dinner, we are going to take a trip and he ‘s the one who’s gonna film this! Andru00e9: I mean… Andru00e9: Well, yeah because she’s the one who’s going to drive! Okay, let’s prepare… Andru00e9: She’s the one who’s driving I’m transforming into a driver, right now Andru00e9: Wow, transforming… Andru00e9: Wait, let me understand this thing… Andru00e9: Oh what..

Oh jesus! There! Andru00e9: That swag! This is me in driver mode! We have GPS and everything, it’s programmed Andru00e9: Yes we have We can see the map, i mean… I think I know the way there! Andru00e9: So guys Andru00e9: This is Gisele Andru00e9: We baptized our GPS as Gisele Andru00e9: Makes total sense It’s a “he”, not a “she”.. It has to be “Giselo” Andru00e9: But the voice is girly Oh, that’s true… Andru00e9: There, see? I have my wallet ready for the booth We need to… we need to choose the sound track, what’s gonna be? Andru00e9: Well… since it’s still early in the afternoon… Andru00e9: We need something happy Exactly! Andru00e9: so… Andru00e9: what about Catrina’s Little Dove (portuguese children’s song) I have… I have AQUA’s CD Andru00e9: See how you got the picture? Let’s hear Barbie Girl? Andru00e9: Let’s Barbie Girl this! Look, look, look This CD, i must tell you This CD was gone from my house and one day I found out it was under a cabinet! That’s all I have to say, thank you and good day Listen, listen, listen! *The music Happy Boys and Girls from AQUA starts to play* Let’s go! Andru00e9: Let’s! WOOOOW! Andru00e9: Look at her! Andru00e9: All pumping! Andru00e9: Look, Gisele is off! *Laughs* Andru00e9: Look at Gisele! Gisele is talking, but we can’t hear her Andru00e9: Gisele, make yourself hear! Andru00e9: No, she can’t make yourself hear! Andru00e9: Well..

Too bad Wait wait, i”ll turn the volume down. Andru00e9: That’s too bad Andru00e9: Oh Gisele Andru00e9: Make yourself hear, girl! *Laughs* Andru00e9: Gisele fell asleep!! *Laughs* Andru00e9: So Andru00e9: you see guys Andru00e9: Big nights Andru00e9: equals this Andru00e9: A person goes to work Andru00e9: And doesn’t do anything good Look, look at Gisele, she is completely… *Laughs* Andru00e9: I think Gisele is having a seizure Andru00e9: Talk to us, Gisele! Andru00e9: Gisele, say something! Andru00e9: Instead of “A Mu00e1quina” (portuguese song) Andru00e9: You see Andru00e9: Marisa Luz Andru00e9: It’s Marisa, right? Marisa Luz? Andru00e9: Yeah, from… Marisa Liz! Andru00e9: Liz!! Marisa Liz!… *The Barbie Girl song starts* Let’s move on! *Barbie Girl song* Look, Gisele has lost her way. Andru00e9: She’s lost? Andru00e9: Poor thing! A5 – CASCAIS! Andru00e9: A5 – LET’S *Andru00e9 starts to sing* This was way to o much for my truck! Andru00e9: Yeah…

Truck?! *Laughs* Damn, i turn the music down… We should sing… *Gisele starts to beeping* I’m sorry, I’m over the speed limit… How am I over the speed limit, you pig? *Laughs* I’m going 50 miles per hour, you pig! We’re almost… like Tsh! Han? Andru00e9: Han? Han? There’s a lot of traffic! Andru00e9: Yeah, a lot of traffic but in the opposite direction! Andru00e9: So it’s all good Yap, that’s true Hello!! *I wave to the other drivers* *Laughs* Andru00e9: *Laughs* Oh god… There’s a guy who’s right on top of me, man! *Laughs* Andru00e9: I didn’t say anything! Andru00e9: I didn’t say anything! OMG, this is A5, OMG this is A5!! STOP BEING SO CLOSE TO ME! Man, he’s fat. Or she’s fat, damn! Andru00e9: What? Yeah, fat people Andru00e9: I know… Oh god, here comes the sun right in to my face God-damn Andru00e9: Sun in the face Damn! My God Andru00e9: Tchiiii damn! I had to grow! *Laughs* Let’s sing! Andru00e9: Sing, Mariana! *Barbie Girl song* Let’s repeat this track *Andru00e9 sings* No! Let’s repeat the track 1…2…3 *Barbie Girl Music* Shut up, GPS! *Laughs* *Barbie Girl Song* *Barbie Girl Song* Who, who, who is driving? It’s me, Mariana! *Laughs* Andru00e9: Where are you going? It’s this way…

Omg what have i done?! Andru00e9: Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh… this is not the right way This is not… Omg we are lost! I don’t know! Andru00e9: Mariana, Gisele will help you Andru00e9: wait a minute, wait a minute? Andru00e9: There’s nobody here? It’s a machine? Oh god, i can’t! Andru00e9: Stretch a little bit, Wait this is a worth moment *Mariana looks scared* *Laughs* Andru00e9: Oh god! Wait, okay son! Andru00e9: Okay! I don’t have the seat belt on, I don’t have anything! Andru00e9: Well guys… I think we are lost Yeah! Andru00e9: We got out in the wrong exit! Look, Gisele is telling us there’s no road! Andru00e9: Look, if you can, turn to Tagus Park Andru00e9:Why? Let’s make some filming there Andru00e9: In the… Tagus Park Andru00e9: So, myself… for those of you who don’t know Andru00e9: I mean, the only preson right know who knows this is Mariana What? Andru00e9: Is that…

What is Gisele saying? Andru00e9: Gisele is saying for you to go forward Andru00e9: So the first time I sign in the University Andru00e9: I… Andru00e9: I was accepted in to the Instituto Superior Tu00e9cnico Andru00e9: Here in Tagus Park Andru00e9: The degree was… Networks and Telecommunications Andru00e9: Okay? Or Networks and Communications, I’m not sure anymore Andru00e9: The name has changed, is now Networks and Telecomunications and… and multmedia Andru00e9: I’m sorry, IST people who are watching this video…

Andru00e9: But it’s a beautiful place and we are going there Andru00e9: It’ll take 2 minutos Andru00e9: It’s that field junction Andru00e9: with business parks Andru00e9: That fine combination that… Andru00e9: everyone would like to have. Andru00e9: Look, Tagus Park, there you go. Andru00e9: Oh this was the… Andru00e9: This was the a… Andru00e9: Bus station! That way? Andru00e9: Yeah, up there! Andru00e9: OMG THE MEMORIES! Andru00e9: omg… Andru00e9: It has signs and everything! Andru00e9: No way! Andru00e9: So we are outside of the car Andru00e9: And the first reaction we have is… Andru00e9: SO MUCH F* WIND! Andru00e9: okay? Andru00e9: thank you very much Andru00e9: So quality… Andru00e9: IST and student residence. Andru00e9: So in the old days there were no signs here Andru00e9: That building over there, that small thing Andru00e9: it is… Andru00e9: the instituto superior tu00e9cnico Andru00e9: Tagus Park Andru00e9: So what we have here is the business park, behind those trees Andru00e9: “E as arveres, somos nozes!” Andru00e9: Over there is Microsoft Andru00e9: At least it was, in that time Andru00e9: This whas where we had lunch, in those days Andru00e9: Let’s troll Mariana here…

*Laughs* Andru00e9: She doesn’t let go of her! Andru00e9: She os petting Gisele! *Mariana says something that you cannot understand* Andru00e9: I CAN’T HEAR YOU! *Laughs* I knew i had to pass a booth so… Andru00e9: She saw “Booth” and there she goes. Pretty much Look There’s the boot again Andru00e9: Okay What is this sh*t? Andru00e9: Pay Andru00e9: Pay Mariana, pay Gisele(GPS): After 800 meters, take the exit Gisele(GPS): Then keep to the left Andru00e9: Take the exit…

Andru00e9: Very nice, Gisele, very nice… … Because I’m going to Su00e3o Domingos de Rana WE ARE ON THE RIGHT TRACK! Thank you! Keep to the left, is it Gisele? Is that what you want? *Laughs* Okay! Know i can say we have arrived! Andru00e9: We have arrived! Andru00e9: Just say yeah *Laughs* Andru00e9: *on the phone with Joana Dias* Hello, good afternoon to you! Andru00e9: This was Mariana *Laughs* When we get back, I’ll have to give a ride to this sir I’ll get lost AGAIN, after I leave Andru00e9 at home! Andru00e9: Night time, at night time! Andru00e9: It’s gonna be so good! Andru00e9: So good. Andru00e9: seriously *Andru00e9 and I sing ‘What what (in the butt)* LOOK, JOANA! *Laughs* Joana!!! Andru00e9: The last time went pretty well *Laughs* Clu00e1udia: All inside! Hashtag LikeAGirl Clu00e1udia: anything! Anything! Andru00e9: Sintra Advices, with sticks is better! Joana doesn’t say a word, only drinks…

Joana: Joana is thinking Joana: about what to say after hear this one about the sticks… *Andru00e9 makes dog sounds.* Andru00e9: I know how to move my fingers, i know *Laughs* Joana: Attention, attention… Oh my god! And now we are going to see an unbelievable moment Clu00e1udia: nhanhanhanha! Vasco: You’ll vaccum! If you know…If you know the story of the pudding ( of the humorist Ricardo Arau00fajo Pereira) …you’ll recognize this moment! Joana is ready Joana is ready, Vasco Clu00e1udia too, everyone is ready Joana: .. in a resturant. There’s a way to suck the client Joana: eat like it should be eaten. *Laughs* Andru00e9: It’s not sucking the client…

Andru00e9: it’s eating this kind of stuff… Andru00e9: in a way… I already know what he’s about to do! Joana:It’s dripping to the plate Vasco: Andru00e9 do you know that’s dripping? Andru00e9: Let it drip, it’s not dripping to the table so that’s good. Andru00e9: but okay… *Laughs* Andru00e9: This kind of stuff could be done with the least… *He sucks the pudding* *Laughs* Andru00e9: Is still 1-0, right? *Laughs* *Mariana Sings* Andru00e9: And two ears are born *Mariana Sings* *Andru00e9 sings too* *Andru00e9 sings too* Andru00e9: And now Mariana? And now? Now we are going to Carcavelos Beach! Andru00e9: to.. to do something! We are going for a walk Andru00e9: Yes we are It’s to digest a little Andru00e9: Clu00e1udia is in need to digest Clu00e1udia and everyone else! Let’s go to the car again! Andru00e9: I think I need one more pudding! Andru00e9: There they are! Andru00e9: One over there! They are here, excuse me…

I’ll just… *Laughs* Tadaaaa! *Laughs* *Horn sound* *Laughs* Andru00e9: Oh god! *Laughs* Joana Dias: Take me out of here! *Laughs* Joana, come here, Joana!!! *Laughs* So beautiful… Film this, oh… Andru00e9: let’s film this beautiful night… Andru00e9: So Joanas are in the lead… *Mariana and Andru00e9 start to sing a Portuguese song “A Cidade Atu00e9 Ser Dia”* *Laughs* Andru00e9: Joana! Andru00e9: Over there Andru00e9: Going hard *Laughs* Okay Okay, let’s talk *Laughs* Andru00e9: for real? This is so good! Andru00e9: For real?! *Laughs* Wait Andru00e9: Hit her with the lights! *Laughs* Andru00e9: So, Joana Andru00e9: If you ever need a job You know where you can survive! Andru00e9 you can survive with this Andru00e9: Oh Joana, this is no usher pose! Joana: I have 5 kids to feed *Laughs* Joana: Give me a penny! Wait wait..

I think I have something here! Andru00e9: Wait Andru00e9: Mariana has.. Wait… I have here a penny that you can use in Lidl and Continente (supermarket) Joana: Oh gosh, thanks! Joana: This one over here (Joana Tiago) has 8 kids to raise *Laughs* Let me see what I have here… Let me see.. Look, I have another penny, Miss? Miss? *Laughs* Miss come here! You don’t what this? Okay, more for me! OMG SO BEAUTIFUL! Andru00e9: Do you want to film over there? Andru00e9: So… Andru00e9: Mariana is ecstatic with all of this Andru00e9: She saw the beach…

Andru00e9: Look Andru00e9: look Andru00e9: What a beautiful beach! THIS IS SO PRETTY! Andru00e9: All of this is the beach Andru00e9: And all of this is crazy Mariana! Andru00e9: This is crazy mariana, super excited! Andru00e9: Because she is Andru00e9: near the beach! This is… I like… I like to walk but i don’t have many chances to do it And I don’t like to walk alone Andru00e9: And now you walk with… BUT THIS IS THE SEA! Andru00e9: This is the sea, yeah! On top of that, we can see the stars! You can see the stars in the sky Andru00e9: Well, here in the camera you can’t so… I know, but believe me! You were seeing yourself in the camera! Clu00e1udia: You guys drink coffee? Both: no Joana: Man I am really seeing myself, damn…

I’m really cute! Don’t you see? Andru00e9: I’M SO HOT, DAMN Exactly Joana Dias: Oh come on, say it “I’m really sexy!” Joana Tiago: Oh come on! *Andru00e9 and I start to sing to a portuguese song “u00c9s tu00e3o sensual”* It’s so very cold It’s so very cold It’s true, i’m freezing Andru00e9: Look out for pneumonia And we are going to… The beach…! It’s just really cold Damn, so cold! I only brought this coat… Which way, guys? it’s COLD! *Andru00e9 starts to run and scares me* *Laughs* Andru00e9: I jumped in to the sand! He reached the sand, how awesome! Yey we are on the foorbridge Look at us Andru00e9: Look at us! Look at us waking in the footbridge! *I start to run and be all happy about it* Sand Exactly sand! WAIT FOR ME! Andru00e9: oh my god…

Andru00e9: Well I’ll start to run too… (be careful with your ears…) Andru00e9: Oh god… *Girls scream* *Laughs Andru00e9: Really? So, okay, I want to thank to this guys over here Except Joanas because they are not here(of course I want to thank them…) That… Thank you very much for convince me to come to the beach Andru00e9: You’re welcome! because man! the beach at night! It’s something completely different! The men… Although there’s two missing There’s two missing… Who’s missing, Andru00e9? Andru00e9: Me! But he’s here! So Joanas are right here… As I was saying, Andru00e9! Andru00e9: Hein? Who’s missing, from the boys? Who’s missing? Well, Diogo is missing! Diogo, yes! And… And Gonu00e7alo! Joana’s man Andru00e9: So Andru00e9: Guys this is how it is Andru00e9: we are abotu to say goodbye to this vlog! Yap Andru00e9: from me, I hope you liked it Andru00e9: If you did, give it a thumbs up! Andru00e9: There’s Mariana giving a thumbs up! Andru00e9: and we will be here for a nother vlog soon Yeah that’s it I hope, as Andru00e9 said, i hope you liked it My voice is getting raspy, i like it that way Andru00e9: Look at that sleepy face! It’s my sleepy face! no, but I am able to drive! Andru00e9: oh good! I am able to drive Andru00e9: If you’re not…

Hum! No, but I can’t wait to see my voice tomorrow. It’s gonna be prettu raspy Because it was Clu00e1udia’s birthday I mean, it’s her birthday today! It’s past midnight Andru00e9: Exactly! It’s 1 am already Andru00e9: Say happy birthday to Clu00e1udia in the comment section Yeah, do that! And we went… to the beach! As you may have notice And we have a moment for ourselfs We sang the happy birthday And we sang the academic cheer *Gisele starts do beep* Andru00e9: We sang badly but… *Laughs* Andru00e9: with some flaws But it was good With flaws and stuff Me screaming over there… so loud! Summarizing and conclusion Give it a thumbs up if you liked it and comment if you want And I’ll see you on my next video… That’s all i can say And let’s see if my voice gets raspy, that would be fun From me… kisses See you later! See you guys next time! Bye!”,”pt”:”Olu00e1! Vocu00eas podem ver que estou aqui junto do parque de estacionamento do C6 mas nu00e3o mostro a outra parte porque tenho um convidado especial nesta special road trip… O Andru00e9!! Andru00e9: OLu00c1 PESSOAS Andru00e9: Estu00e1 tudo bem? Andru00e9: Estu00e1 tudo bem au00ed? Vamos fazer uma viagem atu00e9 um jantar! Atu00e9 um jantar, sim. Vamos fazer viagem atu00e9 jantar, e quem vai a guiar u00e9 ele. Toma. Andru00e9: Quem vai a guiar, salvo seja Andru00e9: Pois quem vai a guiar aqui a carripana Aqui vou eu Andru00e9: u00e9 a … vou entrar em modo condutora Andru00e9: Ui em modo condutora Andru00e9: Ai, pera au00ed deixa-me atinar com isto. Andru00e9: Ai que lin.. ai jesus! Pronto Andru00e9: Tanta pausla… Estou em modo condutora Temos GPS e tudo, estu00e1 programado Andru00e9: Temos sim senhora! Estamos a ver se eles… se .. u00e9 assim Eu sei mais ou menos o caminho atu00e9 lu00e1 Andru00e9: Portanto pessoal… Andru00e9: u00e9 a gisele Andru00e9: Baptizu00e1mos o GPS de Gisele Andru00e9: Faz todo o sentido u00c9 um GPS… Tem de ser um gajo, tem de ser o Giselo Andru00e9: Mas a voz da mou00e7a u00e9 de senhora! Ah, por acaso u00e9 verdade…

Andru00e9: Pronto, estu00e1s a ver? Tenho aqui ju00e1 a carteirinha pronta para a portagem Temos de estender..esco…esconder? Temos de escolher a banda sonora, o que u00e9 que vamos escolher? Andru00e9: Epu00e1, isto ainda… isto ainda u00e9 de dia Andru00e9: Portanto uma coisa assim alegre Exacto! Andru00e9: portanto… Andru00e9: Epu00e1 se tivesses au00ed as Pombinhas da Catrina era bom Tenho, tenho u00e9 os AQUA vamos ouvir os… os… Andru00e9: ‘Tas, ‘tas, ‘tas a ver como tu percebeste? Vamos ouvir Barbie Girl? Andru00e9: Vamos Barbie Girl’zar! Olha, olha olha Este CD devo-vos dizer muito rapidamente este CD esteve…

Largos anos, desaparecido de minha casa E descobri um dia debaixo de um armu00e1rio! u00c9 su00f3 o que tenho a dizer, obrigada e bom dia. Oiu00e7am, oiu00e7am, oiu00e7am… *A mu00fasica Happy Boys and Girls dos AQUA comeu00e7a a tocar* Andru00e9: “Come on letu00b4s go get it on!” Andru00e9: Everybody letu00b4s go have some fun. Vamos embora! Andru00e9: Sigaaaaaa Woooooow! Andru00e9: Olha ela ali! Andru00e9: Toda a bombar! Andru00e9: Olha a Gisele ju00e1 foi. *Risos* Andru00e9: Olha a Gisele. A Gisele estu00e1 a falar, su00f3 que nu00e3o se ouve. Andru00e9: Oh Gisele, faz-te ouvir! Andru00e9: A Gisele nu00e3o se faz ouvir. Andru00e9: Olha, paciu00eancia Espera, espera eu baixo o som Andru00e9: Temos pena. Andru00e9: Ai Gisele. Andru00e9: Faz-te ouvir. *Risos* A Gisele adormeceu!! *Risos* Andru00e9: Portanto Andru00e9: Estu00e3o a ver pessoal? Andru00e9: Largas noitadas Andru00e9: Du00e3o nisto! Andru00e9: Uma pessoa vai para o serviu00e7o Andru00e9: E nu00e3o trabalha nada de jeito. Olha, olha a Gisele estu00e1… completamente… *Risos* Andru00e9: Eu acho que a Gisele estu00e1 com convulu00e7u00f5es Andru00e9: Oh Gisele, fala connosco se faz favor! Andru00e9: Oh Gisele, fala connosco Andru00e9: Em vez de ter sido “A Mu00e1quina” Andru00e9: estu00e3o a ver…

Andru00e9: a Marisa Luz Andru00e9: u00c9 Marisa, nu00e3o u00e9? Marisa Luz? Andru00e9: Epu00e1 dos… Marisa Liz! Andru00e9: Liz!!!! Marisa Liz!… *Mu00fasica Barbie Girl comeu00e7a a tocar* Vou avanu00e7ar! *Mu00fasica Barbie Girl a tocar* Ele ju00e1.. Olha a Gisele ‘tu00e1 perdida! Andru00e9: A Gisele perdeu-se? Andru00e9: ‘Tadinha A5 – Cascais! Andru00e9: A5 – LET’S LET’S GET STARTED! *Andru00e9 faz mu00fasica* *Andru00e9 canta* Are you ready for this? *Andru00e9 faz mu00fasica* Isto foi demais para a minha camioneta! Andru00e9: Pois… camioneta? *risos* Epu00e1, ju00e1 baixei a mu00fasica … nu00f3s deviamos… Nu00f3s temos de cantar *Gisele comeu00e7a a apitar* Desculpa, estou acima do limite… ‘Tou acima do limite de velocidade, oh sua porca?! *Risos* Eu estou a 50, porca!! Estamos quase, tipo… Tsh Han? Andru00e9: Han? Han? ‘Tu00e1 muito tru00e2nsito Andru00e9: Estu00e1 muito tru00e2nsito mas u00e9 em sentido contru00e1rio Andru00e9: portanto estu00e1 bom Por acaso u00e9 verdade…

Olu00e1!! *Aceno aos outros automobilistas* *Risos* Mariana trolling the traffic! Andru00e9: *Risos* ai Jesus… Tenho um gajo mesmo em cima de mim, pu00e1! *Risos* Andru00e9: Nu00e3o fui eu que disse nada Andru00e9: Nu00e3o fui eu que disse nada.. portanto! OMG isto u00e9 a A5, OMG isto u00e9 a A5! Oh my dog! Pu00c1RA DE ESTAR COLADO A MIM! Epu00e1, estu00e1 gordo, ou gorda! Fonix! Andru00e9: Gordo ou gorda? Gordo ou gorda. Andru00e9: Epu00e1 eu sei… Ai, vem o sol nas trombas! Fo-go! Andru00e9: Sol nas trombas! Fo-go! Xiu00e7a! Andru00e9: tchiiii! Epu00e1! Tive de crescer…! *Risos* Vamos cantar! Andru00e9: Canta lu00e1, Mariana! *Mu00fasica Barbie Girl* Vamos repetir esta parte *Andru00e9 canta* Nu00e3o! Vamos repetir esta mu00fasica! 1…

2…3 *Mu00fasica Barbie Girl* Cala-te! *Falo para o GPS* *Risos* *Mu00fasica Barbie Girl* *Andru00e9 canta “Come on Barbie, let’s go party!”* *Mu00fasica Barbie Girl* Quem, quem, quem u00e9 que estu00e1 a conduzir? Sou eu, a Mariana! *Risos* Andru00e9: Olu00e1, onde u00e9 que tu vais? u00c9 para aqui… Ai jesus o que u00e9 que eu fiz?! Andru00e9: Ai meu deus! Ai meu deus… Oh, isto nu00e3o era para aqui… Isto nu00e3o era para aqui… *Mariana entra em pu00e2nico* Eu nu00e3o sei!!!! Andru00e9: Mariana, a Gisele ju00e1…ju00e1… Andru00e9: ‘Pera lu00e1, ‘pera lu00e1!? Andru00e9: Nu00e3o hu00e1 ninguu00e9m, isto u00e9 com uma maquineta?! Ai! Que eu nu00e3o consigo!! Andru00e9: Estica-te Mariana! Espera au00ed que este momento u00e9 worth! *Mariana com ar de pu00e2nico* Andru00e9: Worth filming! *Risos* Andru00e9: Ai Jesus! Espera, estu00e1 bem filho! Andru00e9: Ora bem! Falta-me o cinto, falta-me tudo! Andru00e9: Pessoal…

Acho que nu00f3s nos perdemos! Exacto! Andru00e9: Sau00edmos na sau00edda errada! Olha a Gisele estu00e1 a avisar que nu00e3o hu00e1 mapa! Andru00e9: Olha, sempre que tu consegues, vira au00ed Tagus Park! Andru00e9: Porquu00ea? Vamos fazer ali um mini-skitzinho Andru00e9: Ali ao… Tagus Park! Andru00e9: Portanto eu… para quem nu00e3o sabe Andru00e9: Aliu00e1s a u00fanica pessoa que sabe, neste momento, u00e9 aqui a dona Mariana O quu00ea? Andru00e9: u00c9 que eu… O que u00e9 que a Gisele estu00e1 a dizer? Andru00e9: A Gisele estu00e1 a dizer para ir em frente! Andru00e9: A primeira vez que eu ingressei no ensino superior Andru00e9: eu…

Andru00e9: Entrei no Instituto Superior Tu00e9cnico Andru00e9: Aqui nas instalau00e7u00f5es do Tagus Park na… Andru00e9: no curso de… Redes de Telecomunicau00e7u00f5es Andru00e9: Okay? ou Redes e Telecomunicau00e7u00f5es, ju00e1 nu00e3o tenho bem a certeza, agora… Andru00e9: O curso ju00e1 mudou de nome, u00e9 Redes e Telecomunicau00e7u00f5es e Multimu00e9dia… uma coisa desse estilo, nu00e3o tenho a certeza Andru00e9: Perdoem-me pessoas do Tu00e9cnico que estu00e3o nesse curso e que estu00e3o a ver este vu00eddeo Andru00e9: Mas aquilo u00e9 um su00edtio bonito.

A gente pode fazer ali umas filmagens Andru00e9: 2 minutos Andru00e9: u00c9 aquela junu00e7u00e3o de campo Andru00e9: E parques empresariais Andru00e9: u00c9 aquela bela combinau00e7u00e3o que… Andru00e9: toda a gente gostaria de ter perto de casa Andru00e9: Olha, Tagus Park, pimba. Andru00e9: Ai esta era a rotunda…! Andru00e9: Esta era a rotunda do… Andru00e9: do autocarro!! u00c9 para ali? Andru00e9: u00c9 para ali para cima… Andru00e9: Ai, aaaaaai que memu00f3rias! Andru00e9: ai jesuuuus… Andru00e9: Isto agora atu00e9 tem placas!! Andru00e9: Nu00e3o posso! Andru00e9: Portanto, a malta estu00e1 cu00e1 fora Andru00e9: E portanto a primeira reacu00e7u00e3o que uma pessoa tem a isto u00e9: Andru00e9: VENTO… DO ***** Andru00e9: estu00e1 bem!? Andru00e9: muito obrigado! Andru00e9: portanto Qualidade Andru00e9: IST e Residu00eancia de Estudantes Andru00e9: pronto antigamente nu00e3o haviam estas placasa aqui Andru00e9: Aquele edifu00edcio que estu00e1 ali em cima, vocu00eas estu00e3o a ver aquele caixotinho Andru00e9: u00e9 o … Andru00e9: Instituto Superior Tu00e9cnico Andru00e9: Tagus Park Andru00e9: Aqui… u00e9 um parque empresarial, por detru00e1s destas u00e1rvores. Andru00e9: “E as arveres, somos nozes!” Andru00e9: Ali atru00e1s… u00e9 a Microsoft Andru00e9: pelo menos era Andru00e9: era onde iamos almou00e7ar muitas vezes Andru00e9: Agora su00f3 trollar aqui a Mariana, que ela estu00e1 aqui armada em…

*Risos* Andru00e9: Agarradinha u00e0 Gisele Andru00e9: ‘Tadinha a fazer festinhas u00e0 Gisele *Mariana diz qualquer coisa que nu00e3o se percebe* Andru00e9: Nu00e3o se ouve um boi!!!! *Risos* Eu sabia que tinha de passar numa portagem portanto… Andru00e9: Portanto ela viu portagem, siga! Basicamente! And we are back… …on the road! Andru00e9: WOOW! Olha, cu00e1 estu00e1! Portagem, outra vez. Andru00e9: Pronto Que u00e9 esta m*rda? Andru00e9: Desembolsa! Andru00e9: Desembolsa Mariana! Gisele(GPS): Depois de 800 metros, saia na sau00edda Gisele(GPS): Depois mantenha-se u00e0 esquerda.

Andru00e9: Saia na sau00edda… Andru00e9: Muita bom,Gisele, muita bom… …Porque vou para Su00e3o Domingos de Rana Agora estamos bem!!!! Andru00e9: WOOOW! Mariana para o senhor da portagem: Obrigada! Mantenha-se u00e0 esquerda, u00e9 Gisele? u00c9 isso que queres? *Risos* Pronto! Agora sim posso dizer que chegu00e1mos Andru00e9: Chegu00e1mos. Andru00e9: Diz lu00e1 su00f3 aqui “Yeah” Yeah. *Risos* Andru00e9: *ao telefone com a Joana Dias* Alu00f4, boa tarde HELLO!! Andru00e9: Isto foi a Mariana… *Risos* In case you didn’t notice Depois quando voltarmos eu vou dar boleia aqui outra vez… Vou-me perder outra vez, depois de o deixar em casa! Andru00e9: u00c0 noite, isto u00e0 noite! Andru00e9: Vai ser tu00e3o bom… Andru00e9: Tu00e3o bom! Andru00e9: A su00e9rio… *Andru00e9 e eu cantamos* I said what what, in the butt, i said what what in the butt OLHA A JOANA!! *Risos* Joana!! Andru00e9: da ultima vez correu bem… *Risos* Clu00e1udia: Todo lu00e1 dentro! Hashtag LikeAGirl Like…

Clu00e1udia: A qualquer coisa! A qualquer coisa! Andru00e9: com pauzinhos, u00e9 melhor! A Joana nada diz… su00f3 bebe han… coise. Joana: A Joana estu00e1 a pensar Joana: no que u00e9 que hu00e1 de dizer depois de ouvir esta dos pauzinhos *Andru00e9 imita um cu00e3o com os pauzinhos* Andru00e9: Eu tenho bom jogo de dedos, eu sei… *Risos* Joana: Atenu00e7u00e3o, atenu00e7u00e3o… Oh my god! E vamos assistir agora a um momento inu00e9dito… Clu00e1udia: nha-nha-nha-nha! Vasco: Vais aspirar! Quem sabe, quem conhece aquela histu00f3ria do Ricardo Arau00fajo Pereira com o pudim… … vai reconhecer este momento A Joana estu00e1 preparada. A Joana tambu00e9m estu00e1, o Vasco E a Clu00e1udia, estu00e1 tudo preparado. Joana: …num restaurante. Hu00e1 como chupar o cliente Joana: comer como deve de ser *Risos* Andru00e9: Nu00e3o u00e9 chupar o cliente… Andru00e9: u00e9 comer, portanto estas coisas…

Andru00e9: de uma maneira… Eu ju00e1 sei o que u00e9 que ele vai fazer… Joana: Acabou de pingar no prato. Vasco: Andru00e9, tens nou00e7u00e3o que isso estu00e1 a pingar?! Andru00e9: Deixa estar a pingar, nu00e3o estu00e1 a pingar para a mesa ju00e1 u00e9 muito bom. Andru00e9: mas pronto… *Risos* Andru00e9: Estas coisas podiam ser feitas com o mu00ednimo… *Risos* Andru00e9: Continua 1-0, nu00e3o u00e9? *Risos* *Mariana canta* It’s friday night, nanananana Andru00e9: Nasceram duas orelhas … *Mariana canta* It’s friday night, nanananana *Andru00e9 tambu00e9m canta* Andru00e9: It’s friday night… do it all again! Andru00e9: Qual u00e9 que u00e9 a ideia agora, Mariana? Qual u00e9 que u00e9 a ideia? Vamos u00e0 praia de Carcavelos Andru00e9: Fazer, fazer… qualquer coisa na praia. Vamos andar um bocadinho Andru00e9: Vamos Vamos desmoer um bocadinho Andru00e9: A Clu00e1udia ‘tu00e1 a precisar de desmoer um bocadinho A Clu00e1udia e eu…

E toda a gente. E vamos para o carro outra vez! Andru00e9: Eu acho que preciso de mais um pudim! Andru00e9: u00c9 ali, u00e9 um! Andru00e9: u00e9 um ali! Estu00e3o os dois aqui, com licenu00e7a… Vou mesmo… *Risos* Tadaaa! *Risos* *Som de buzina* *Risos* Andru00e9: Eh pu00e1!!! *Risos* Joana Dias: Tirem-me daqui! *Risos* Oh Joana anda para aqui para tru00e1s, Joanaaa!! *Risos* Tu00e3o bonito…

Filma isto, oh… Andru00e9: vamos filmar esta bela, esta bela noite… Andru00e9: Portanto ali u00e0 frente su00e3o as Joanas… *Mariana e Andru00e9 cantam “A cidade atu00e9 ser dia”* *Risos* Andru00e9: A Joana! Andru00e9: ali Andru00e9: a dar-lhe duro *Risos* Pronto Okay, vamos falar *Risos* Andru00e9: A su00e9rio? Isto u00e9 muito bom! Andru00e9: A su00e9rio? *Risos* ‘Pera Andru00e9: Manda os mu00e1ximos, manda os mu00e1ximos! *Risos* Andru00e9: Portanto, Joana, ju00e1 sabes Andru00e9: Se o emprego faltar… Ju00e1 sabes onde u00e9 que podes sobreviver! Andru00e9: Podes sobreviver disto Andru00e9: Oh Joana, isso nu00e3o u00e9 pose de arrumador, pu00e1! Joana: Tenho 5 filhos para criar *Risos* Joana: Du00ea-me uma moedinha! Espere, espere… eu tenho aqui alguma coisa Andru00e9: Espera au00ed Andru00e9: A Mariana… Espera… Andru00e9: Good Girl Mariana Teho aqui uma moedinha que du00e1 para o parque do Lidl e Continente…

Joana: Oh pu00e1 obrigada Joana: A menina (Joana Tiago) tem mais oito filhos para criar *Risos* Deixe ver o que u00e9 que tenho aqui para si… Deixe ver… Olhe tenho mais uma moedinha, oh minha senhora?! *Risos* Oh minha senhora ande cu00e1! Nu00e3o quer? Entu00e3o pronto, fica para mim! OH QUE LINDO! Andru00e9: Queres ir filmar para a ponta? Andru00e9: Ora bem… Andru00e9: A Mariana estu00e1 extasiada com isto! Andru00e9: Ela viu praia… Andru00e9: oh su00f3 Andru00e9: Oh su00f3! Andru00e9: Praia tu00e3o linda! ISTO u00c9 Tu00c3O BONITO! Andru00e9: Tudo isto u00e9 a praia Andru00e9: Tudo isto u00e9 Mariana doida! Andru00e9: Tudo isto u00e9 Mariana doida, em extu00e2se Andru00e9: por estar Andru00e9: Ao pu00e9 da praia! WOW! Andru00e9: WOW! Opu00e1, u00e9 assim Eu gosto, eu gosto de vir passear nunca tenho, nu00e3o tenho grandes oportunidades E nu00e3o gosto de vir passear sozinha…

Andru00e9: E pronto assim ju00e1 vens a… MAS ISTO u00c9 O MAR CARAMBA! Andru00e9: Isto u00e9 o mar, u00e9! Ainda por cima estamos a ver as estrelas Du00e1 para ver muito bem as estrelas! Andru00e9: Epu00e1, aqui na filmagem nu00e3o se vu00ea um boi, mas pronto … Pois nu00e3o, mas acreditem em mim! Estavas-te a ver! Clu00e1udia: Vocu00eas bebem cafu00e9? Andru00e9 e eu: nu00e3o. Joana: Epu00e1 eu realmente estou-me a ver, fogo… sou mesmo gira! Ju00e1 viste? Andru00e9: SOU MUITA BOA Pu00c1 Exacto! Joana Dias: Vu00e1 diz lu00e1 “Sou mesmo sensual!” Joana Tiago: Opa!! *Andru00e9 e eu comeu00e7amos a cantar u00c9s Tu00e3o Sensual de Toy* Vamos u00e0 la praia Estu00e1 muito friozinho Vamos u00e0 lu00e0 praia Estu00e1 muito friozinho! u00c9 verdade, estou gelada Andru00e9: Olha a pneumonia! E vamos aqui um bocadinho… u00c0 areia! Yey! Su00f3 estu00e1 muito frio… Fogo, estu00e1 mesmo frio… Su00f3 trouxe este casaco… u00c9 aqui, para um lado ou para o outro? Tu00e1 frio! Yey! *Andru00e9 comeu00e7a a correr e assusta-me* *Risos* Andru00e9: Saltei para a areia! Su00f3 parou mesmo na areia, que awesome! Yey, estamos no passadiu00e7o! Andru00e9: Yey! Olhem para nu00f3s! Andru00e9: Olha para a gente! Olha para a gente a andar no passadiu00e7o! *Comeu00e7o a correr toda contente* Areia Exacto, areia! Esperem por mim!!! Andru00e9: Oh my god Bom vou comeu00e7ar a correr tambu00e9m nu00e3o u00e9…

Andru00e9: ai ai… *As meninas gritam* Andru00e9: WHAT’S UUUUUP! *Risos* Andru00e9: A su00e9rio?! E pronto, eu quero agradecer A esta malta que estu00e1 aqui u00c0 excepu00e7u00e3o das Joanas porque elas nu00e3o estu00e1 aqui presentes (mas tambu00e9m lhes agradeu00e7o) que muito obrigada por me terem convencido a vir para a praia Andru00e9: De nada! porque… epu00e1! praia u00e0 noite… realmente u00e9 uma coisa completamente diferente Os homens… the men of the group. Embora falte cu00e1 dois Faltam cu00e1 dois Quem u00e9 que falta Andru00e9? Andru00e9: Falto eu! Ele estu00e1 cu00e1! Portanto as Joanas estu00e3o aqui em cima…

Eu estava a dizer, Andru00e9! Andru00e9: hein? Quais su00e3o os rapazes que faltam? Quais su00e3o os rapazes que faltam? Falta o Diogo! Falta o Diogo! E falta… O Gonu00e7alo! O senhor da Joana Andru00e9: Bom Andru00e9: Pessoal isto u00e9 assim Andru00e9: vamos fazer as despedidas deste vlog Yap Andru00e9: Da minha parte, espero que tenham gostado Andru00e9: Se gostaram, likezinho no vlog! Andru00e9: au00ed um polegar da Mariana Andru00e9: Cu00e1 estaremos para um pru00f3ximo vlog! Pronto u00e9 isso… Espero, como o Andru00e9 ju00e1 disse, espero que tenham gostado Eu acho que estou a ficar rouca. Gosto da minha voz rouca Andru00e9: Olha a carinha de sono! u00c9 a minha carinha de sono! Nu00e3o, mas eu estou apta para guiar, atenu00e7u00e3o! Andru00e9: Ah bom! Estou apta para guiar.

Andru00e9: Ai de ti! Nu00e3o, mas eu estou para ver amanhu00e3 eu rouca. Isso u00e9 que vai ser bonito. Porque, a Clu00e1udia fez anos. Aliu00e1s, faz anos hoje Ju00e1 passa da meia noite. Andru00e9: Exacto Ju00e1 u00e9 uma da manhu00e3. Andru00e9: Deixem aqui os parabu00e9ns u00e0 Clu00e1udia Deixem os parabu00e9ns u00e0 Clu00e1udia E nu00f3s estivemos… nu00f3s fomos u00e0 praia. Como podem ter reparado… E no momento em que foi su00f3 nosso, lu00e1 estu00e1 Cantu00e1mos os parabu00e9ns e… E fizemos para ela o grito acadu00e9mico. *Gisele comeu00e7a a apitar* Andru00e9: Errado mas pronto… *Risos* Andru00e9: Com falhas, mas foi bom Mas foi bom… Foi com falhas sim mas… Eu a gritar ali… a torto e a direito! Resumindo e concluindo: u00c9 Like e Comment se assim o desejarem, se assim o quiserem. E vemo-nos num pru00f3ximo vu00eddeo, u00e9 a u00fanica coisa que eu posso dizer.

A ver se…epu00e1 voz rouca era giro, voz rouca era giro. Portanto, da minha parte u00e9… beijinhos E atu00e9 depois! Pessoal, fiquem bem. Atu00e9 um pru00f3ximo vlog. Vu00e1, tchau! Obrigada por terem assistido!. “

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