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Tuesday, February 21, 2017

Ellen Meets an Unforgettable Kid Surfer



“en”:”Our next guest just became the youngest person to be selected to compete in a major Australian surfing competition, but it was a local news interview that gained her worldwide attention. Take a look. >> I can’t believe that Sally gave me the wild card. I can’t believe out of all the girls in the world, she’s chosen me. Even if I get last, they’re going to do a $250 prize money for last. >> Yeah. >> And I’d really would want to spend it on donuts. >> Uh-huh. >> [LAUGH] >> Yeah, but that was an athlete but now he is pretty fat. >> [LAUGH] >> He eats like two layers of ice cream every single night. >> [LAUGH] >> And then he had to suck his gut in for photos.


>> [LAUGH] >> He’s really funny >> All the way from Australia, please welcome 11 year old Sabre Norris. You got into this competition, and how many people were in the competition? >> 100. >> A hundred people, of all ages, right? >> Of all open, it was fully open. >> And how did you do? >> I got 25th. >> 25th. >> The good thing was that even if I would have lost, I still would have got $250. But cuz I didn’t lose, I got $500, so twice as much! But, I wanted to spend it all on donuts! Yeah? >> [LAUGH] >> But, because my favorite donut place, Donut Time, actually gave us them for free.


[APPLAUSE] >> And so, I still had $500 left. And I gave 100 to my sister, 100 to my brother, and 100 to my other sister, so I’ve got $200 left to spend. And okay, I bring my money here, and I find this big Hershey’s Kiss. It’s as big as my head. So I’m gonna spend it on that. I found it in this candy store and it’s just sugar, fully just sugar. And I want this American pair of socks. Just to always remind me of my time I had here. >> [APPLAUSE] >> You’re 11 years old. >> Yeah. >> So special. Okay. >> [LAUGH] >> How did you get into surfing and how old were you? >> I was five and there was this movie, I always loved it. These fairies were taken to the beach by some magical boat. And there was this fairy called Bubbles, he pushed them into the waves and taught them how to surf. And ever since I watched that movie, I’ve always wanted to surf like the fairies. >> Wow, and you do surf like the fairies. I mean you’re amazing.


I saw some pictures of you >> That’s the reason >> That’s amazing! I mean you’re really, really good! >> [LAUGH] >> Look at you spinning around like that! [APPLAUSE] How often do you surf? >> As much as I can. But I have to do chores to do competitions. But my dad’s a swimmer. He’s an Olympic bronze medalist for swimming, and if I wanna be a swimmer, I don’t have to do any jobs.


But if I wanna be a surfer I’ve got to do this gnarly list of jobs. It’s like cleaning the toilet. They give me this gnarly, big list if I want to do competitions for surfing. And it’s just they’ve got really long as well. They think Sabre’s never gonna get it done, but I just set my mind to it and I always end up getting it done. [APPLAUSE] >> Wow. Sounds like they’re trying to discourage you from surfing. I don’t know why they’re doing that, cuz you’re a good surfer. I don’t know why. >> Cuz my dad was maybe a swimmer. >> [LAUGH] >> I hate swimming. Swimming sucks. >> [LAUGH] >> Guys, really. It’s just really boring. You watch the line. It’s like, it’s not fun. >> [LAUGH] >> It’s like. >> It doesn’t seem like your father has impressed you much.


But it’s not boring. But what you’re doing is more, it’s really difficult what you’re doing. It’s really very impressive. So you’re here and this is your first time in the United States. And I know there is some place you really wanna go. I would die to go to Las Vegas. I give you my left arm because I do research about this place and there must be a buffet in every single hotel. >> [LAUGH] >> Don’t you can get Krispy Kreme doughnuts for breakfast and lava cake for breakfast and crab legs for breakfast.


>> [APPLAUSE] >> And when I win a world title, and I’m rich, I’m gonna go there to celebrate, and I’m gonna eat whatever I want. >> [APPLAUSE] >> For breakfast, lunch and dinner. >> You’re very tiny, you’re very petite but it sounds like you eat a lot. It sounds like- >> I did this record for pizza, and it’s 2 large pizzas and one slice from Pizza Hut, it was so good. I vomited afterwards. >> [LAUGH] >> You and your mother, your mother is here with you today, right? I’m gonna send right now, like as soon as you walk away.


You’re getting on a plane, we’re sending you to Las Vegas. You’re going to- >> Aah! My god, I’m going to Las Vegas. Las Vegas? >> Yes. >> No. >> Yes. No. >> Yes, you’re gonna stay at Planet Hollywood and you’re gonna also get >> No, no, no. >> $500 >> $500 my God. >> You can go and eat at all the buffets and guess what? Also we’re gonna give you tickets to go see Justin Bieber in Sydney. >> Justin Bieber I love him and I’ve kissed him, I smooched and I put the speaker behind him and pretend like his singing Baby to me.


And my brothers and sisters, they don’t like it that much, but I just can’t help myself. >> [LAUGH]. “


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Sunday, February 19, 2017

I"m On Vacation (Song)



“en”:”Just one last detail Be careful There Let’s just sit back and, take it in This is a masterpiece I wish it could stay this way forerver Yeah! Touchdown! Oh, this was your thing Oh! Guys, I’m really sorry about that You know what? Don’t worry about it Yeah Everything’s ok (hey!) cuz I’m on vacation We spent fourteen hours on that sandcastle Everything is great (hey!) cuz I’m on vacation At least we’re not back at our jobs Which is at an ice cream sandwich factory We need it We want it Vacation We on it Surf, beach, palm trees, got, no worries Typically I ride a bike by myself but I’m on vacation I’m gonna ride with someone else Yeah We rented a double bike, two men on a double bike, I’ve always wondered what a double bike ride feels like I think there’s somethin in my eye But it’s ok Cuz I’m still on vacation I left my fashion sense at home It’s time to get our airbrush T-shirt on I’m willing to pay anything he wants me to pay Cuz he can make a shirt say anything I want it to say Birthday Girl 1st cousin Buckwild Dustin I love dolphins Teen mom Dog person Steve Jobs Uh, you got a little something on your face I know But It’s still ok (hey!) cuz I’m on vacation I think he mispelled the word “Vacation” but thats cool Everything is great (hey!) cuz I’m on vacation Making ice cream sandwiches is not as fun as it sounds It’s cold up in here And every ice cream sandwich has to be perfect That one’s upside-down whoops On vacay I spend cake on figurines and keepsakes This decorative plate (I’ma use that) This sand dollar (I need that) This snow globe (I’ma use that) This Ink pen (Did you see that?) I can’t see at all But I’m still on vacation I don’t eat fudge much in my daily routine But on vacation I judge fudge and become a fudge fiend I think I love fudge I think I’m feeling queezy I think this fudge has been drugged, who would do such a thing? Me Turns out these ladies are really running this boutique as a front for an identity theft ring And now they’re dragging our limp bodies straight up out of this lobby into the back where they’re gonna steal everything But it’s still ok (hey!) cuz I’m on vacation Right now they’re applying for a car loan as us (Good for them) Everything is great (hey!) cuz I’m on vacation Our boss is very demanding We only get like a 15 minute lunchbreak And all we get to eat, is ice cream sandwiches No cash No phone No obvious way to get home It’s time to turn to the only skill that we can fall back on Sellin ice cream sandwiches at the corner of this street Twelve dollars for a dozen, or fifty cent a piece Don’t question where we got the ice cream from, just step right up and sample some Cookies the nicest Ice cream the whitest But I think what’s inside this, is a mutated virus We might have just unleashed the zombie apocalypse But it’s still ok (hey!) cuz I’m on vacation Everything is great (hey!) cuz I’m on vacation How did zombies get in here? This is a flashback scene But it’s still ok (hey!) cuz I’m on vacation And why are they in this music video at all? This is so cliche Well technically these are time traveling zombies, which is slightly more original Everything is great (hey!) cuz I’m on vacation Hey! Heyy! Stupid, and Dummy! Your vacation was not approved, and you’re both fired! Permanent vacation! Thanks for liking commenting and subscribing, you can download the song on itunes Now you might have noticed our vacation didn’t go too well Tell us your vacation mishap stories at vacaygonecraycray.com for a chance to win a vacation re-do up to 10,000 dollars Courtesy of choice hotels Check out this channel for more music videos and check out our daily show, Good Mythical Morning And thanks to all the youtubers who made a cameo in this video make sure you subscribe to them Thats Mike, Shauna, Shannon, and Candice And thanks to all the fans who came out to get zombified Aghhhhhhhhhh It’s good isn’t it? That was my zombie impression Ahhhhhh Why’s it so hard? And cold! Spit Bucket! Spit Bucket, aghh I’ve eaten 40 of these today”


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