“en”:”Hey guys for this video I brought you out to Hawaii because apparently I’m on vacation. So while we’re here, I teamed up with a company called LifeVantage to tell you about a new product they just developed and to share with you my ten favorite life hacks for when you’re down at the beach. Let’s jump right in. When you pull up to the beach it’s not alway convenient to take your car keys with you, but you wont find lockers at the beach and you can’t take your keys with you in the ocean either, so what do you do? Try looping a long sturdy blade of grass through your keychain, tying it off to form a ring.
Then press the loop into one of the top treads of your tire, holding it in place with a small pebble. Flip the keys back so they dangle behind the tire and they’ll be out of sight, out of mind, and off the ground as well. So they won’t get exposed to moisture if it rains while you are gone. Now if you are in a hurry and don’t have the time or patience to jury-rig a hook, you could simply toss your keys behind one of your tires instead.
I’ve been using this trick for years, and as long as you do it discreetly, no one will have any idea your keys are even back there. So go have fun! Play without the worry of losing or destroying your keys at the beach. because when you come back, you should find they’re stashed exactly where you left them. The next time you want to go snorkeling but don’t have a safe place for your phone, keys, and cash, you can use a clean baby diaper to stash all your valuables instead. Use the sticky tabs to hold the bundle together, and to the untrained eye, it’s just a used diaper that nobody wants to touch.
By the way, if you set it down next to your towel and flip-flops, it’ll be a lot less likely to get thrown away by accident. Now if you want to go one step further, try opening a pack of chocolate spread and rubbing some along the inside flap of the diaper. This will make your decoy diaper look authentically used and should be enough to discourage any would-be beach thieves from finding your stuff. Have you ever stopped to unravel a poopy diaper lying at the beach? Of course you haven’t! And nobody else will either.
To prove this point, I left mine exposed and unattended for over an hour, and when I came back, everything was exactly the way it was when I left it. When you’re bodysurfing, splashing in the waves, or out for a little swim, you may suddenly notice that your ears don’t feel normal anymore. The feeling of water trapped in your ears is uncomfortable, and makes it difficult to hear. Point the affected ear to the ground and jump up and down with a few sharp jolts. You should hear the water tension break and clear out almost instantly. The key here is in the sudden jolts at the end. Do the same thing with the other ear, and you should feel cleared up and back to normal as easy as that. Now some people suggest that blowing up a balloon will have the exact same effect.
So I gave that method a try as well, but without any success at all. It is a nice idea, but I don’t think it actually works. When you’re out snorkeling or diving to the bottom of the ocean, you’re going to see some really amazing things, but your ears are going to start hurting like crazy as well. This is because the air in your head is being compressed. Plug your nose, and gently blow into it as you do. This will force air into your eustachian tubes and help equalize the pressure so you can dive down even further without pain, and without causing any damage.
Walking around barefoot on a sandy beach is very relaxing, but you’re quickly going to find the bottoms of your feet get caked in a very fine sand that nothing seems to remove and that’s frustrating. Here’s what you do. Load up a rag with a pile of baby powder right in the center. Then use string or rubber bands to tie it into a ball and you’ve just created a super sand remover that will seem to work miracles. Tap it to your skin and it releases moisture-absorbing powder and prevents any new sand from sticking in its place. So, when it’s time to head back to the car, just sit down, brush off your feet a bit, and give your skin a little rub.
Like magic, the grains of sand all slide off with ease leaving your feet feeling silky, smooth, and sand-free. This also works on arms, legs, and even the tops of your sandals as well so, no more problems with sticky, irritating, and stubborn sand. You can avoid getting water and sand in your phone by dropping it into a clear plastic sandwich bag and sealing it up airtight. This beefs up your phone’s resistance to the elements but still allows you to text, watch videos, and even make phone calls as well.
If you open a small gap in one of the corners of your sandwich bag and suck the air out, it will create a vacuum seal around your phone that can act as an improvised water-proof case. Zip up the seal airtight again, and you’ve got a make-shift underwater video camera that you can use to check out the open ocean around you but do it at your own risk.
Nothing’s worse than being sick when you’re on vacation, so before you actually get sick, try adding a pinch of salt and baking soda to a cup of water to give your sinuses a rinse. Pour the mixture into one of your nostrils, and it will fill up your sinuses completely to the point where it starts flowing freely out the other side. It looks and feels incredibly bizarre, but it helps wash away pollen, bacteria, and any other irritants festering up inside before they become a problem.
It is a real technique and it really does work, and it just might help with the quality of your next vacation. Some experts suggest that by lowering your stress levels, you actually have a better chance of living a longer, happier life, and the people at LifeVantage agree. LifeVantage is a company that some people say is at the forefront of nutrigenomics, and apparently they’re successfully bio-hacking the aging process as well. Their new line of Protandim synergizers are designed to improve health on a cellular level and help redefine the aging of our cells. The Protandim nrf2 synergizer is LifeVantage’s original nutrigenomic breakthrough designed to fight oxidative stress which is the main biochemical effect of aging on our cells.
And their Protandim NRF1 synergizer prevents the decline of mitochondria in the cells, which helps reduce the second biochemical effect of aging as well. When these two products are taken together, they provide a viable way to reduce cellular stress which could lead to a longer, healthier life resulting in more time you could be spending at the beach. So there you have it, guys! Ten awesome life hacks that you can use the next time you’re down at the beach.
Huge shout out to LifeVantage for reaching out and sponsoring this video. If you want to learn more about nutrigenomics and the Protandim synergizers, then click the link in the description to find out what they can do for you. In the meantime, thanks for joining me for this video and I’ll be looking for you in the next one! Talk to you then.. “
“en”:”How to Prepare a Beach Vacation Checklist. You can have everything you need for a fun-filled trip to the seashore, as long as you do a little advance planning. Don’t miss a beat with these beach vacation packing tips. You will need Categories Template (optional) and 3×5 index cards (optional). Step 1. Start your checklist by searching online for a beach vacation checklist. Copy the template into a word processing program. This way, you don’t have to start from scratch and you can edit the list to meet your needs. Step 2. Organize your checklist into categories to leave no item behind. Sample categories include: clothes, toiletries, entertainment/toys, food, sun protection, beachwear, beach lounging equipment, camera equipment and other electronics.
Step 3. Envision the accommodations, location, and planned activities for your trip to get an idea of what to write under each category. You won’t need a beach umbrella or beach towels at a five-star beach resort hotel, but you might if you’re renting a private home. If you will be snorkeling, plan on bringing your fins and mask. Step 4. Customize your checklist for each vacation according to the length of the trip. If you are staying a week in accommodations without a washer and dryer, pack seven to eight changes of clothes and at least three swimsuits. If you are learning how to scuba dive, don’t forget to put your wetsuit and underwater camera on the checklist. Use 3X5 index cards for each person to make packing for the whole family a cinch. Write what each person needs to pack on their own card and check items off as they are packed. Step 5. Be sure to include medications, aloe vera, other health items, and a first-aid kit on the checklist. This way minor scrapes and sunburns won’t send you into a tizzy.
Step 6. Do most of your packing the day before departure. Highlight any remaining items that you need to check off your list, such as toiletries or favorite toys, to refer to the next day so you don’t forget them as you rush out the door! Did you know The U.S. has more than 12,000 miles of coastline, including Alaska and Hawaii.. “
“en”:”-Parents, I have a very important message for you. Hang on. Actually, this is all wrong. Rope! Yeah, there we go. This one’s from the heart, people. Wow. This is a sand castle. Parents, it’s time for a vacation revolution. We got to make some sweeping changes. I have been thinking we need to stop having these half vacations, or vague-cations or even fake-cations. We need to start having whole vacations. You know when you go away and give your kids the best gift of all — your undivided attention. Can I be frank for a moment? All those fancy roller coasters and things like room service, that’s cool. We really just want to spend time with you. Yeah, you. I know, right? We want a whole house to run around in and dance.
We want to make milkshakes, and we want to make them in style. It’s time for a milkshake party. You want to have those moments that you might not realize they’re moments. But they’re totally moments to us, okay? I can help you to craft a perfect away-from-my-e-mail e-mail. Whatever your name is, that’s your part. I can’t write the whole e-mail for you. That’s cheating. Whoa, this is a nice kitchen. Oh! Sorry it’s time for an equation. Hey, look, you tell us all the time, “When I was your age,” blah blah. It’s time to put your money where your mouth is. We’re doing this together, so be a kid again. Look at this amazing sand castle. It’s great, not because of its three-story awesomeness. I’m talking about what it means. Flying buttresses like this, they only work when a grown-up is hanging out with a kid doing kid-like things. We want to build a sand castle and we want to do it with you.
Let’s all put our phones down. I want to see families going full analog. #nofilters. #idontknowwhatanalogis. This is a message to parents of the world, whole vacations. KP out.. “,”zh-Hans”:”u7236u6bcdu4eecuff0cu6211u6709u544au8bc9u4f60u4eecu4e00u4e2au975eu5e38u91cdu8981u7684u4fe1u606fu3002 u7b49u4e00u4e0buff0cu5176u5b9euff0cu4e0du662fu8fd9u4e2au3002 u4e0au7ef3u5b50uff01 u5bf9uff0cu8fd9u624du662fu4ecau5929u7684u4e3bu9898u3002 u4e0bu9762u662fu7531u5fc3u800cu53d1u7684u3002 u54c7uff0cu8fd9u662fu6c99u505au7684u57ceu5821u3002 u7236u6bcdu4eecuff0cu662fu65f6u5019u6765u4e00u4e2au5ea6u5047u6539u9769u4e86u3002 u8ba9u6211u4eecu505au4e00u4e9bu5f7bu5e95u7684u6539u53d8u3002 u6211u8ba4u4e3au6211u4eecu5e94u8be5u505cu6b62 u5ea6u534au5047uff0c u6216u8005u8fc7u4e00u4e2au5145u6ee1u4e86u65e0u9650u805au4f1au7684u5ea6u5047 u751au81f3u8fdbu884cu53eau662fu62dcu8bbfu4eb2u621au7684u5ea6u5047u3002 u6211u4eecu9700u8981u4e00u4e2au5b8cu6574u7684u5ea6u5047u3002 u4f60u77e5u9053u5417uff0cu5f53u4f60u4eecu5f00u59cbu65c5u884cuff0cu4f60u7ed9u5b69u5b50 u6700u597du7684u793cu7269u5c31u662f-u6295u5165u5ea6u5047u7684u5168u8eabu5fc3u7684u6ce8u610fu529bu3002 u6211u53efu4ee5u5f53u4e00u4f1au5f17u5170u514bu5417uff1f u50cfu8fd9u79cdu60f3u8c61u7684u4e30u5bccu591au53d8u548cu50cfu5ba2u623fu670du52a1u90a3u6837u4e0du786eu5b9au7684u4e8b u90a3u6837u591au9177u554au3002 u6211u4eecu771fu7684u53eau662fu60f3u548cu4f60u4eecu5728u4e00u8d77u3002 u4f60u4eecu77e5u9053u7684uff0cu5bf9u5417uff1f u6211u4eecu60f3u8981u4e00u6574u95f4u53efu4ee5u5728u91ccu9762u968fu4fbfu8dd1uff0cu968fu4fbfu8df3u821eu7684u623fu95f4u3002 u6211u4eecu60f3u81eau5df1u505au5976u6614uff0cu505au51fau81eau5df1u60f3u8981u7684u98ceu683c u73b0u5728u662fu5976u6614u6d3eu5bf9u65f6u95f4u3002 u6211u4eecu60f3u8981u6709u90a3u4e9bu73cdu8d35u65f6u523b u90a3u4e9bu53efu80fdu4f60u4eecu90fdu4e0du89c9u5f97u91cdu8981u7684u65f6u523bu3002 u4f46u5bf9u4e8eu6211u4eecu6765u8bf4u5374u771fu7684u5f88u91cdu8981uff0cu597du5417uff1f u6211u53efu4ee5u5e2eu4f60u5236u4f5c u4e00u5c01u5b8cu7f8eu7684u8fdcu79bbu90aeu4ef6u7684u90aeu4ef6u3002 u968fu4fbfu4f60u7684u540du5b57u662fu4ec0u4e48uff0cu90a3u662fu4f60u7684u90e8u5206u3002 u6211u4e0du53efu80fdu4e3au4f60u5199u6574u5c01u90aeu4ef6u3002 u90a3u662fu6b3au9a97u3002 u54c7uff0cu8fd9u53a8u623fu771fu597du3002 u5662uff0cu5bf9u4e0du8d77uff0cu5230u516cu5f0fu65f6u95f4u4e86 u55e8uff0cu770buff0cu4f60u4e00u76f4u8ddfu6211u8bf4 u201cu5f53u6211u8fd8u662fu4f60u8fd9u4e2au5e74u7eaau7684u65f6u5019u201du3002u3002u3002u3002u3002 u8ba9u5047u671fu66f4u6709u610fu4e49u3002 u6211u4eecu5c06u4e00u8d77u52aau529buff0cu6240u4ee5u91cdu65b0u5f53u4e00u6b21u5b69u5b50u5427u3002 u770bu770bu8fd9u4e2au4ee4u4ebau60cau53f9u7684u6c99u57ceu5821u3002 u8fd9u4e2au57ceu5821u5f88u68d2uff0cu4e0du4ec5u56e0u4e3au5b83u7684u4e09u5c42u7ed3u6784u7684u9b45u529b u800cu662fu56e0u4e3au5b83u6240u4ee3u8868u7684u542bu4e49 u50cfu5b83u7684u98deu6276u58c1uff0c u8fd9u662fu53eau6709u5927u4ebau548cu5b69u5b50u4e00u8d77u505au5b69u5b50 u559cu6b22u7684u4e8bu60c5u65f6u624du80fdu5b8cu6210u7684u3002 u6211u4eecu60f3u5efau4e00u5ea7u6c99u57ceu5821 u5e76u4e14u6211u4eecu60f3u548cu4f60u4eecu4e00u8d77u505a u8ba9u6211u4eecu90fdu653eu4e0bu624bu673au3002 u6211u60f3u770bu5230u4e00u5bb6u4ebau4e00u8d77u505au4e8b ######## u8fd9u662fu7ed9u5168u4e16u754cu7236u6bcdu7684u4fe1u606fuff0c u771fu6b63u7684u5047u671fu3002 KP u95eau4e86u3002. “
“ko”:”What happened, Jae? Hurry up and say it. We lost all of the sound for all of the footage we shot today. I’m so annoyed. What did we talk about? Using this selfie stick is so… What can we do? Let’s just make a MV with all of the lost footage. Jae can you work out on that? Like can you do a pull-up? Try it You’re really strong. Can you do that thing over there? What is that? Here, take the camera. I’ll show you. I can’t do it. It’s too hard. Jae, can you do it? You can do the balance beam, right? Just like in the Olympics.
We’re gonna go home now, right? Yea, we’re going now.It’s too hot. *The weather is humid…haha…I’m not humid.. “
“en”:”What’s going on fellow members of the juice squad i’m here once again with a new video I think I posted a video every two days for the past twenty-four days *woooooo* making this the 12th video that i posted in the last 30 days which I’m very proud of this is by far the most videos I’ve ever uploaded in one month and uh it’s been great you know you guys been loving you guys been watching all the videos and I’ve been having a great time just interacting with all you guys on a way deeper level than i did before this video features Cabo one of the most insane trips that I’ve ever been on in my entire life and the biggest waves that I’ve ever seen in my entire life this video is going to give you guys a good look at the raw power of the ocean and the waves in mexico i have a bunch of amazing shots of waves breaking under water to where you can see the actual for texas holdem price we mess around we just had a great time and I caught some of the best ways of my life this is a little preview of the skimboarding DVD that I’m planning on making in the near future on this is just some clips for you guys to enjoy it i know i said i’d post to mexico video so I’ve been working hard heading this one phrase labor so big in Mexico when I went straight from Mexico to Delaware I was very comfortable there because it was the first time I had skimmed it over week that I wasn’t scared for my life because the waves in Mexico are no Joe I hope you enjoyed this quick video of Mexico and i will see you guys at the edge of the video yeah yeah yeah yeah for what ok oh yeah yeah yeah Oh ok yeah thank you guys so much for watching please give this video a big thumbs up i was getting to fifteen thousand lights if you enjoyed it if you can see I got the tide i jus squad shirt on right now oh well beyond your squad .
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“en”:”Once we leave we can’t come back until it’s done, so get yo stuff done now. This way, please. Let’s go. See ya Go Jun! I’ll be back! Watch your step. You can sit anywhere you want. You can take your phones and cameras but we’re not responsible if something happens to them so please be careful. I have to keep walking back and forth so I can’t film you the whole time. Oh it’s totally fine. Even just me taking off is fine! Stretch out your arms and sit tight. Please be careful with your camera. Thank you! Thank you. Hot and wet beach. Hot and wet. You’re disgusting. MOIST!. “
“en”:”This beautiful beach cottage built in 1909 has five bedrooms two bathrooms and is located on the world famous Strand in beautiful Hermosa Beach California. Just outside the front door lies the beach and the boardwalk, so you can bike, walk, or skate your way to shopping and restaurants or just take a nice relaxing walk down to the pier. The floor plan of this vintage California beach cottage house works well for extended families. With three bedrooms and full bath downstairs plus two bedrooms and a full bath upstairs, it is easy for everyone to become fit comfortably. This cottage also provides room for the whole family to get together in the living room, kitchen, or on the front porch to socialize. From the front porch, the best seat in the house, you can watch your friends play volleyball, a few feet away from you on the beach, or a pod of dolphins as they swim by. And of course there is no better place to watch the sunset. Park the car and enjoy Hermosa Beach on foot. You can walk to restaurants, coffee shops and nightlife. Then walk home at the end of the evening.
For more listings of beach house vacation rentals in Southern California, the US and the Caribbean, visit www.BeachHouse.com. “
“en”:”Just one last detail Be careful There Let’s just sit back and, take it in This is a masterpiece I wish it could stay this way forerver Yeah! Touchdown! Oh, this was your thing Oh! Guys, I’m really sorry about that You know what? Don’t worry about it Yeah Everything’s ok (hey!) cuz I’m on vacation We spent fourteen hours on that sandcastle Everything is great (hey!) cuz I’m on vacation At least we’re not back at our jobs Which is at an ice cream sandwich factory We need it We want it Vacation We on it Surf, beach, palm trees, got, no worries Typically I ride a bike by myself but I’m on vacation I’m gonna ride with someone else Yeah We rented a double bike, two men on a double bike, I’ve always wondered what a double bike ride feels like I think there’s somethin in my eye But it’s ok Cuz I’m still on vacation I left my fashion sense at home It’s time to get our airbrush T-shirt on I’m willing to pay anything he wants me to pay Cuz he can make a shirt say anything I want it to say Birthday Girl 1st cousin Buckwild Dustin I love dolphins Teen mom Dog person Steve Jobs Uh, you got a little something on your face I know But It’s still ok (hey!) cuz I’m on vacation I think he mispelled the word “Vacation” but thats cool Everything is great (hey!) cuz I’m on vacation Making ice cream sandwiches is not as fun as it sounds It’s cold up in here And every ice cream sandwich has to be perfect That one’s upside-down whoops On vacay I spend cake on figurines and keepsakes This decorative plate (I’ma use that) This sand dollar (I need that) This snow globe (I’ma use that) This Ink pen (Did you see that?) I can’t see at all But I’m still on vacation I don’t eat fudge much in my daily routine But on vacation I judge fudge and become a fudge fiend I think I love fudge I think I’m feeling queezy I think this fudge has been drugged, who would do such a thing? Me Turns out these ladies are really running this boutique as a front for an identity theft ring And now they’re dragging our limp bodies straight up out of this lobby into the back where they’re gonna steal everything But it’s still ok (hey!) cuz I’m on vacation Right now they’re applying for a car loan as us (Good for them) Everything is great (hey!) cuz I’m on vacation Our boss is very demanding We only get like a 15 minute lunchbreak And all we get to eat, is ice cream sandwiches No cash No phone No obvious way to get home It’s time to turn to the only skill that we can fall back on Sellin ice cream sandwiches at the corner of this street Twelve dollars for a dozen, or fifty cent a piece Don’t question where we got the ice cream from, just step right up and sample some Cookies the nicest Ice cream the whitest But I think what’s inside this, is a mutated virus We might have just unleashed the zombie apocalypse But it’s still ok (hey!) cuz I’m on vacation Everything is great (hey!) cuz I’m on vacation How did zombies get in here? This is a flashback scene But it’s still ok (hey!) cuz I’m on vacation And why are they in this music video at all? This is so cliche Well technically these are time traveling zombies, which is slightly more original Everything is great (hey!) cuz I’m on vacation Hey! Heyy! Stupid, and Dummy! Your vacation was not approved, and you’re both fired! Permanent vacation! Thanks for liking commenting and subscribing, you can download the song on itunes Now you might have noticed our vacation didn’t go too well Tell us your vacation mishap stories at vacaygonecraycray.com for a chance to win a vacation re-do up to 10,000 dollars Courtesy of choice hotels Check out this channel for more music videos and check out our daily show, Good Mythical Morning And thanks to all the youtubers who made a cameo in this video make sure you subscribe to them Thats Mike, Shauna, Shannon, and Candice And thanks to all the fans who came out to get zombified Aghhhhhhhhhh It’s good isn’t it? That was my zombie impression Ahhhhhh Why’s it so hard? And cold! Spit Bucket! Spit Bucket, aghh I’ve eaten 40 of these today”
“en-US”:”Hello! As you can see, I’m here at the C6 parking lot But i’m not going to show you the other part of the car because i have someone here for this special road trip! Andru00e9! Andru00e9: HELLO PEOPLE! Andru00e9: Is everything okay? Andru00e9: everything fine? We’re gonna make a trip until dinner! Yes, until dinner, we are going to take a trip and he ‘s the one who’s gonna film this! Andru00e9: I mean… Andru00e9: Well, yeah because she’s the one who’s going to drive! Okay, let’s prepare… Andru00e9: She’s the one who’s driving I’m transforming into a driver, right now Andru00e9: Wow, transforming… Andru00e9: Wait, let me understand this thing… Andru00e9: Oh what..
Oh jesus! There! Andru00e9: That swag! This is me in driver mode! We have GPS and everything, it’s programmed Andru00e9: Yes we have We can see the map, i mean… I think I know the way there! Andru00e9: So guys Andru00e9: This is Gisele Andru00e9: We baptized our GPS as Gisele Andru00e9: Makes total sense It’s a “he”, not a “she”.. It has to be “Giselo” Andru00e9: But the voice is girly Oh, that’s true… Andru00e9: There, see? I have my wallet ready for the booth We need to… we need to choose the sound track, what’s gonna be? Andru00e9: Well… since it’s still early in the afternoon… Andru00e9: We need something happy Exactly! Andru00e9: so… Andru00e9: what about Catrina’s Little Dove (portuguese children’s song) I have… I have AQUA’s CD Andru00e9: See how you got the picture? Let’s hear Barbie Girl? Andru00e9: Let’s Barbie Girl this! Look, look, look This CD, i must tell you This CD was gone from my house and one day I found out it was under a cabinet! That’s all I have to say, thank you and good day Listen, listen, listen! *The music Happy Boys and Girls from AQUA starts to play* Let’s go! Andru00e9: Let’s! WOOOOW! Andru00e9: Look at her! Andru00e9: All pumping! Andru00e9: Look, Gisele is off! *Laughs* Andru00e9: Look at Gisele! Gisele is talking, but we can’t hear her Andru00e9: Gisele, make yourself hear! Andru00e9: No, she can’t make yourself hear! Andru00e9: Well..
Too bad Wait wait, i”ll turn the volume down. Andru00e9: That’s too bad Andru00e9: Oh Gisele Andru00e9: Make yourself hear, girl! *Laughs* Andru00e9: Gisele fell asleep!! *Laughs* Andru00e9: So Andru00e9: you see guys Andru00e9: Big nights Andru00e9: equals this Andru00e9: A person goes to work Andru00e9: And doesn’t do anything good Look, look at Gisele, she is completely… *Laughs* Andru00e9: I think Gisele is having a seizure Andru00e9: Talk to us, Gisele! Andru00e9: Gisele, say something! Andru00e9: Instead of “A Mu00e1quina” (portuguese song) Andru00e9: You see Andru00e9: Marisa Luz Andru00e9: It’s Marisa, right? Marisa Luz? Andru00e9: Yeah, from… Marisa Liz! Andru00e9: Liz!! Marisa Liz!… *The Barbie Girl song starts* Let’s move on! *Barbie Girl song* Look, Gisele has lost her way. Andru00e9: She’s lost? Andru00e9: Poor thing! A5 – CASCAIS! Andru00e9: A5 – LET’S *Andru00e9 starts to sing* This was way to o much for my truck! Andru00e9: Yeah…
Truck?! *Laughs* Damn, i turn the music down… We should sing… *Gisele starts to beeping* I’m sorry, I’m over the speed limit… How am I over the speed limit, you pig? *Laughs* I’m going 50 miles per hour, you pig! We’re almost… like Tsh! Han? Andru00e9: Han? Han? There’s a lot of traffic! Andru00e9: Yeah, a lot of traffic but in the opposite direction! Andru00e9: So it’s all good Yap, that’s true Hello!! *I wave to the other drivers* *Laughs* Andru00e9: *Laughs* Oh god… There’s a guy who’s right on top of me, man! *Laughs* Andru00e9: I didn’t say anything! Andru00e9: I didn’t say anything! OMG, this is A5, OMG this is A5!! STOP BEING SO CLOSE TO ME! Man, he’s fat. Or she’s fat, damn! Andru00e9: What? Yeah, fat people Andru00e9: I know… Oh god, here comes the sun right in to my face God-damn Andru00e9: Sun in the face Damn! My God Andru00e9: Tchiiii damn! I had to grow! *Laughs* Let’s sing! Andru00e9: Sing, Mariana! *Barbie Girl song* Let’s repeat this track *Andru00e9 sings* No! Let’s repeat the track 1…2…3 *Barbie Girl Music* Shut up, GPS! *Laughs* *Barbie Girl Song* *Barbie Girl Song* Who, who, who is driving? It’s me, Mariana! *Laughs* Andru00e9: Where are you going? It’s this way…
Omg what have i done?! Andru00e9: Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh… this is not the right way This is not… Omg we are lost! I don’t know! Andru00e9: Mariana, Gisele will help you Andru00e9: wait a minute, wait a minute? Andru00e9: There’s nobody here? It’s a machine? Oh god, i can’t! Andru00e9: Stretch a little bit, Wait this is a worth moment *Mariana looks scared* *Laughs* Andru00e9: Oh god! Wait, okay son! Andru00e9: Okay! I don’t have the seat belt on, I don’t have anything! Andru00e9: Well guys… I think we are lost Yeah! Andru00e9: We got out in the wrong exit! Look, Gisele is telling us there’s no road! Andru00e9: Look, if you can, turn to Tagus Park Andru00e9:Why? Let’s make some filming there Andru00e9: In the… Tagus Park Andru00e9: So, myself… for those of you who don’t know Andru00e9: I mean, the only preson right know who knows this is Mariana What? Andru00e9: Is that…
What is Gisele saying? Andru00e9: Gisele is saying for you to go forward Andru00e9: So the first time I sign in the University Andru00e9: I… Andru00e9: I was accepted in to the Instituto Superior Tu00e9cnico Andru00e9: Here in Tagus Park Andru00e9: The degree was… Networks and Telecommunications Andru00e9: Okay? Or Networks and Communications, I’m not sure anymore Andru00e9: The name has changed, is now Networks and Telecomunications and… and multmedia Andru00e9: I’m sorry, IST people who are watching this video…
Andru00e9: But it’s a beautiful place and we are going there Andru00e9: It’ll take 2 minutos Andru00e9: It’s that field junction Andru00e9: with business parks Andru00e9: That fine combination that… Andru00e9: everyone would like to have. Andru00e9: Look, Tagus Park, there you go. Andru00e9: Oh this was the… Andru00e9: This was the a… Andru00e9: Bus station! That way? Andru00e9: Yeah, up there! Andru00e9: OMG THE MEMORIES! Andru00e9: omg… Andru00e9: It has signs and everything! Andru00e9: No way! Andru00e9: So we are outside of the car Andru00e9: And the first reaction we have is… Andru00e9: SO MUCH F* WIND! Andru00e9: okay? Andru00e9: thank you very much Andru00e9: So quality… Andru00e9: IST and student residence. Andru00e9: So in the old days there were no signs here Andru00e9: That building over there, that small thing Andru00e9: it is… Andru00e9: the instituto superior tu00e9cnico Andru00e9: Tagus Park Andru00e9: So what we have here is the business park, behind those trees Andru00e9: “E as arveres, somos nozes!” Andru00e9: Over there is Microsoft Andru00e9: At least it was, in that time Andru00e9: This whas where we had lunch, in those days Andru00e9: Let’s troll Mariana here…
*Laughs* Andru00e9: She doesn’t let go of her! Andru00e9: She os petting Gisele! *Mariana says something that you cannot understand* Andru00e9: I CAN’T HEAR YOU! *Laughs* I knew i had to pass a booth so… Andru00e9: She saw “Booth” and there she goes. Pretty much Look There’s the boot again Andru00e9: Okay What is this sh*t? Andru00e9: Pay Andru00e9: Pay Mariana, pay Gisele(GPS): After 800 meters, take the exit Gisele(GPS): Then keep to the left Andru00e9: Take the exit…
Andru00e9: Very nice, Gisele, very nice… … Because I’m going to Su00e3o Domingos de Rana WE ARE ON THE RIGHT TRACK! Thank you! Keep to the left, is it Gisele? Is that what you want? *Laughs* Okay! Know i can say we have arrived! Andru00e9: We have arrived! Andru00e9: Just say yeah *Laughs* Andru00e9: *on the phone with Joana Dias* Hello, good afternoon to you! Andru00e9: This was Mariana *Laughs* When we get back, I’ll have to give a ride to this sir I’ll get lost AGAIN, after I leave Andru00e9 at home! Andru00e9: Night time, at night time! Andru00e9: It’s gonna be so good! Andru00e9: So good. Andru00e9: seriously *Andru00e9 and I sing ‘What what (in the butt)* LOOK, JOANA! *Laughs* Joana!!! Andru00e9: The last time went pretty well *Laughs* Clu00e1udia: All inside! Hashtag LikeAGirl Clu00e1udia: anything! Anything! Andru00e9: Sintra Advices, with sticks is better! Joana doesn’t say a word, only drinks…
Joana: Joana is thinking Joana: about what to say after hear this one about the sticks… *Andru00e9 makes dog sounds.* Andru00e9: I know how to move my fingers, i know *Laughs* Joana: Attention, attention… Oh my god! And now we are going to see an unbelievable moment Clu00e1udia: nhanhanhanha! Vasco: You’ll vaccum! If you know…If you know the story of the pudding ( of the humorist Ricardo Arau00fajo Pereira) …you’ll recognize this moment! Joana is ready Joana is ready, Vasco Clu00e1udia too, everyone is ready Joana: .. in a resturant. There’s a way to suck the client Joana: eat like it should be eaten. *Laughs* Andru00e9: It’s not sucking the client…
Andru00e9: it’s eating this kind of stuff… Andru00e9: in a way… I already know what he’s about to do! Joana:It’s dripping to the plate Vasco: Andru00e9 do you know that’s dripping? Andru00e9: Let it drip, it’s not dripping to the table so that’s good. Andru00e9: but okay… *Laughs* Andru00e9: This kind of stuff could be done with the least… *He sucks the pudding* *Laughs* Andru00e9: Is still 1-0, right? *Laughs* *Mariana Sings* Andru00e9: And two ears are born *Mariana Sings* *Andru00e9 sings too* *Andru00e9 sings too* Andru00e9: And now Mariana? And now? Now we are going to Carcavelos Beach! Andru00e9: to.. to do something! We are going for a walk Andru00e9: Yes we are It’s to digest a little Andru00e9: Clu00e1udia is in need to digest Clu00e1udia and everyone else! Let’s go to the car again! Andru00e9: I think I need one more pudding! Andru00e9: There they are! Andru00e9: One over there! They are here, excuse me…
I’ll just… *Laughs* Tadaaaa! *Laughs* *Horn sound* *Laughs* Andru00e9: Oh god! *Laughs* Joana Dias: Take me out of here! *Laughs* Joana, come here, Joana!!! *Laughs* So beautiful… Film this, oh… Andru00e9: let’s film this beautiful night… Andru00e9: So Joanas are in the lead… *Mariana and Andru00e9 start to sing a Portuguese song “A Cidade Atu00e9 Ser Dia”* *Laughs* Andru00e9: Joana! Andru00e9: Over there Andru00e9: Going hard *Laughs* Okay Okay, let’s talk *Laughs* Andru00e9: for real? This is so good! Andru00e9: For real?! *Laughs* Wait Andru00e9: Hit her with the lights! *Laughs* Andru00e9: So, Joana Andru00e9: If you ever need a job You know where you can survive! Andru00e9 you can survive with this Andru00e9: Oh Joana, this is no usher pose! Joana: I have 5 kids to feed *Laughs* Joana: Give me a penny! Wait wait..
I think I have something here! Andru00e9: Wait Andru00e9: Mariana has.. Wait… I have here a penny that you can use in Lidl and Continente (supermarket) Joana: Oh gosh, thanks! Joana: This one over here (Joana Tiago) has 8 kids to raise *Laughs* Let me see what I have here… Let me see.. Look, I have another penny, Miss? Miss? *Laughs* Miss come here! You don’t what this? Okay, more for me! OMG SO BEAUTIFUL! Andru00e9: Do you want to film over there? Andru00e9: So… Andru00e9: Mariana is ecstatic with all of this Andru00e9: She saw the beach…
Andru00e9: Look Andru00e9: look Andru00e9: What a beautiful beach! THIS IS SO PRETTY! Andru00e9: All of this is the beach Andru00e9: And all of this is crazy Mariana! Andru00e9: This is crazy mariana, super excited! Andru00e9: Because she is Andru00e9: near the beach! This is… I like… I like to walk but i don’t have many chances to do it And I don’t like to walk alone Andru00e9: And now you walk with… BUT THIS IS THE SEA! Andru00e9: This is the sea, yeah! On top of that, we can see the stars! You can see the stars in the sky Andru00e9: Well, here in the camera you can’t so… I know, but believe me! You were seeing yourself in the camera! Clu00e1udia: You guys drink coffee? Both: no Joana: Man I am really seeing myself, damn…
I’m really cute! Don’t you see? Andru00e9: I’M SO HOT, DAMN Exactly Joana Dias: Oh come on, say it “I’m really sexy!” Joana Tiago: Oh come on! *Andru00e9 and I start to sing to a portuguese song “u00c9s tu00e3o sensual”* It’s so very cold It’s so very cold It’s true, i’m freezing Andru00e9: Look out for pneumonia And we are going to… The beach…! It’s just really cold Damn, so cold! I only brought this coat… Which way, guys? it’s COLD! *Andru00e9 starts to run and scares me* *Laughs* Andru00e9: I jumped in to the sand! He reached the sand, how awesome! Yey we are on the foorbridge Look at us Andru00e9: Look at us! Look at us waking in the footbridge! *I start to run and be all happy about it* Sand Exactly sand! WAIT FOR ME! Andru00e9: oh my god…
Andru00e9: Well I’ll start to run too… (be careful with your ears…) Andru00e9: Oh god… *Girls scream* *Laughs Andru00e9: Really? So, okay, I want to thank to this guys over here Except Joanas because they are not here(of course I want to thank them…) That… Thank you very much for convince me to come to the beach Andru00e9: You’re welcome! because man! the beach at night! It’s something completely different! The men… Although there’s two missing There’s two missing… Who’s missing, Andru00e9? Andru00e9: Me! But he’s here! So Joanas are right here… As I was saying, Andru00e9! Andru00e9: Hein? Who’s missing, from the boys? Who’s missing? Well, Diogo is missing! Diogo, yes! And… And Gonu00e7alo! Joana’s man Andru00e9: So Andru00e9: Guys this is how it is Andru00e9: we are abotu to say goodbye to this vlog! Yap Andru00e9: from me, I hope you liked it Andru00e9: If you did, give it a thumbs up! Andru00e9: There’s Mariana giving a thumbs up! Andru00e9: and we will be here for a nother vlog soon Yeah that’s it I hope, as Andru00e9 said, i hope you liked it My voice is getting raspy, i like it that way Andru00e9: Look at that sleepy face! It’s my sleepy face! no, but I am able to drive! Andru00e9: oh good! I am able to drive Andru00e9: If you’re not…
Hum! No, but I can’t wait to see my voice tomorrow. It’s gonna be prettu raspy Because it was Clu00e1udia’s birthday I mean, it’s her birthday today! It’s past midnight Andru00e9: Exactly! It’s 1 am already Andru00e9: Say happy birthday to Clu00e1udia in the comment section Yeah, do that! And we went… to the beach! As you may have notice And we have a moment for ourselfs We sang the happy birthday And we sang the academic cheer *Gisele starts do beep* Andru00e9: We sang badly but… *Laughs* Andru00e9: with some flaws But it was good With flaws and stuff Me screaming over there… so loud! Summarizing and conclusion Give it a thumbs up if you liked it and comment if you want And I’ll see you on my next video… That’s all i can say And let’s see if my voice gets raspy, that would be fun From me… kisses See you later! See you guys next time! Bye!”,”pt”:”Olu00e1! Vocu00eas podem ver que estou aqui junto do parque de estacionamento do C6 mas nu00e3o mostro a outra parte porque tenho um convidado especial nesta special road trip… O Andru00e9!! Andru00e9: OLu00c1 PESSOAS Andru00e9: Estu00e1 tudo bem? Andru00e9: Estu00e1 tudo bem au00ed? Vamos fazer uma viagem atu00e9 um jantar! Atu00e9 um jantar, sim. Vamos fazer viagem atu00e9 jantar, e quem vai a guiar u00e9 ele. Toma. Andru00e9: Quem vai a guiar, salvo seja Andru00e9: Pois quem vai a guiar aqui a carripana Aqui vou eu Andru00e9: u00e9 a … vou entrar em modo condutora Andru00e9: Ui em modo condutora Andru00e9: Ai, pera au00ed deixa-me atinar com isto. Andru00e9: Ai que lin.. ai jesus! Pronto Andru00e9: Tanta pausla… Estou em modo condutora Temos GPS e tudo, estu00e1 programado Andru00e9: Temos sim senhora! Estamos a ver se eles… se .. u00e9 assim Eu sei mais ou menos o caminho atu00e9 lu00e1 Andru00e9: Portanto pessoal… Andru00e9: u00e9 a gisele Andru00e9: Baptizu00e1mos o GPS de Gisele Andru00e9: Faz todo o sentido u00c9 um GPS… Tem de ser um gajo, tem de ser o Giselo Andru00e9: Mas a voz da mou00e7a u00e9 de senhora! Ah, por acaso u00e9 verdade…
Andru00e9: Pronto, estu00e1s a ver? Tenho aqui ju00e1 a carteirinha pronta para a portagem Temos de estender..esco…esconder? Temos de escolher a banda sonora, o que u00e9 que vamos escolher? Andru00e9: Epu00e1, isto ainda… isto ainda u00e9 de dia Andru00e9: Portanto uma coisa assim alegre Exacto! Andru00e9: portanto… Andru00e9: Epu00e1 se tivesses au00ed as Pombinhas da Catrina era bom Tenho, tenho u00e9 os AQUA vamos ouvir os… os… Andru00e9: ‘Tas, ‘tas, ‘tas a ver como tu percebeste? Vamos ouvir Barbie Girl? Andru00e9: Vamos Barbie Girl’zar! Olha, olha olha Este CD devo-vos dizer muito rapidamente este CD esteve…
Largos anos, desaparecido de minha casa E descobri um dia debaixo de um armu00e1rio! u00c9 su00f3 o que tenho a dizer, obrigada e bom dia. Oiu00e7am, oiu00e7am, oiu00e7am… *A mu00fasica Happy Boys and Girls dos AQUA comeu00e7a a tocar* Andru00e9: “Come on letu00b4s go get it on!” Andru00e9: Everybody letu00b4s go have some fun. Vamos embora! Andru00e9: Sigaaaaaa Woooooow! Andru00e9: Olha ela ali! Andru00e9: Toda a bombar! Andru00e9: Olha a Gisele ju00e1 foi. *Risos* Andru00e9: Olha a Gisele. A Gisele estu00e1 a falar, su00f3 que nu00e3o se ouve. Andru00e9: Oh Gisele, faz-te ouvir! Andru00e9: A Gisele nu00e3o se faz ouvir. Andru00e9: Olha, paciu00eancia Espera, espera eu baixo o som Andru00e9: Temos pena. Andru00e9: Ai Gisele. Andru00e9: Faz-te ouvir. *Risos* A Gisele adormeceu!! *Risos* Andru00e9: Portanto Andru00e9: Estu00e3o a ver pessoal? Andru00e9: Largas noitadas Andru00e9: Du00e3o nisto! Andru00e9: Uma pessoa vai para o serviu00e7o Andru00e9: E nu00e3o trabalha nada de jeito. Olha, olha a Gisele estu00e1… completamente… *Risos* Andru00e9: Eu acho que a Gisele estu00e1 com convulu00e7u00f5es Andru00e9: Oh Gisele, fala connosco se faz favor! Andru00e9: Oh Gisele, fala connosco Andru00e9: Em vez de ter sido “A Mu00e1quina” Andru00e9: estu00e3o a ver…
Andru00e9: a Marisa Luz Andru00e9: u00c9 Marisa, nu00e3o u00e9? Marisa Luz? Andru00e9: Epu00e1 dos… Marisa Liz! Andru00e9: Liz!!!! Marisa Liz!… *Mu00fasica Barbie Girl comeu00e7a a tocar* Vou avanu00e7ar! *Mu00fasica Barbie Girl a tocar* Ele ju00e1.. Olha a Gisele ‘tu00e1 perdida! Andru00e9: A Gisele perdeu-se? Andru00e9: ‘Tadinha A5 – Cascais! Andru00e9: A5 – LET’S LET’S GET STARTED! *Andru00e9 faz mu00fasica* *Andru00e9 canta* Are you ready for this? *Andru00e9 faz mu00fasica* Isto foi demais para a minha camioneta! Andru00e9: Pois… camioneta? *risos* Epu00e1, ju00e1 baixei a mu00fasica … nu00f3s deviamos… Nu00f3s temos de cantar *Gisele comeu00e7a a apitar* Desculpa, estou acima do limite… ‘Tou acima do limite de velocidade, oh sua porca?! *Risos* Eu estou a 50, porca!! Estamos quase, tipo… Tsh Han? Andru00e9: Han? Han? ‘Tu00e1 muito tru00e2nsito Andru00e9: Estu00e1 muito tru00e2nsito mas u00e9 em sentido contru00e1rio Andru00e9: portanto estu00e1 bom Por acaso u00e9 verdade…
Olu00e1!! *Aceno aos outros automobilistas* *Risos* Mariana trolling the traffic! Andru00e9: *Risos* ai Jesus… Tenho um gajo mesmo em cima de mim, pu00e1! *Risos* Andru00e9: Nu00e3o fui eu que disse nada Andru00e9: Nu00e3o fui eu que disse nada.. portanto! OMG isto u00e9 a A5, OMG isto u00e9 a A5! Oh my dog! Pu00c1RA DE ESTAR COLADO A MIM! Epu00e1, estu00e1 gordo, ou gorda! Fonix! Andru00e9: Gordo ou gorda? Gordo ou gorda. Andru00e9: Epu00e1 eu sei… Ai, vem o sol nas trombas! Fo-go! Andru00e9: Sol nas trombas! Fo-go! Xiu00e7a! Andru00e9: tchiiii! Epu00e1! Tive de crescer…! *Risos* Vamos cantar! Andru00e9: Canta lu00e1, Mariana! *Mu00fasica Barbie Girl* Vamos repetir esta parte *Andru00e9 canta* Nu00e3o! Vamos repetir esta mu00fasica! 1…
2…3 *Mu00fasica Barbie Girl* Cala-te! *Falo para o GPS* *Risos* *Mu00fasica Barbie Girl* *Andru00e9 canta “Come on Barbie, let’s go party!”* *Mu00fasica Barbie Girl* Quem, quem, quem u00e9 que estu00e1 a conduzir? Sou eu, a Mariana! *Risos* Andru00e9: Olu00e1, onde u00e9 que tu vais? u00c9 para aqui… Ai jesus o que u00e9 que eu fiz?! Andru00e9: Ai meu deus! Ai meu deus… Oh, isto nu00e3o era para aqui… Isto nu00e3o era para aqui… *Mariana entra em pu00e2nico* Eu nu00e3o sei!!!! Andru00e9: Mariana, a Gisele ju00e1…ju00e1… Andru00e9: ‘Pera lu00e1, ‘pera lu00e1!? Andru00e9: Nu00e3o hu00e1 ninguu00e9m, isto u00e9 com uma maquineta?! Ai! Que eu nu00e3o consigo!! Andru00e9: Estica-te Mariana! Espera au00ed que este momento u00e9 worth! *Mariana com ar de pu00e2nico* Andru00e9: Worth filming! *Risos* Andru00e9: Ai Jesus! Espera, estu00e1 bem filho! Andru00e9: Ora bem! Falta-me o cinto, falta-me tudo! Andru00e9: Pessoal…
Acho que nu00f3s nos perdemos! Exacto! Andru00e9: Sau00edmos na sau00edda errada! Olha a Gisele estu00e1 a avisar que nu00e3o hu00e1 mapa! Andru00e9: Olha, sempre que tu consegues, vira au00ed Tagus Park! Andru00e9: Porquu00ea? Vamos fazer ali um mini-skitzinho Andru00e9: Ali ao… Tagus Park! Andru00e9: Portanto eu… para quem nu00e3o sabe Andru00e9: Aliu00e1s a u00fanica pessoa que sabe, neste momento, u00e9 aqui a dona Mariana O quu00ea? Andru00e9: u00c9 que eu… O que u00e9 que a Gisele estu00e1 a dizer? Andru00e9: A Gisele estu00e1 a dizer para ir em frente! Andru00e9: A primeira vez que eu ingressei no ensino superior Andru00e9: eu…
Andru00e9: Entrei no Instituto Superior Tu00e9cnico Andru00e9: Aqui nas instalau00e7u00f5es do Tagus Park na… Andru00e9: no curso de… Redes de Telecomunicau00e7u00f5es Andru00e9: Okay? ou Redes e Telecomunicau00e7u00f5es, ju00e1 nu00e3o tenho bem a certeza, agora… Andru00e9: O curso ju00e1 mudou de nome, u00e9 Redes e Telecomunicau00e7u00f5es e Multimu00e9dia… uma coisa desse estilo, nu00e3o tenho a certeza Andru00e9: Perdoem-me pessoas do Tu00e9cnico que estu00e3o nesse curso e que estu00e3o a ver este vu00eddeo Andru00e9: Mas aquilo u00e9 um su00edtio bonito.
A gente pode fazer ali umas filmagens Andru00e9: 2 minutos Andru00e9: u00c9 aquela junu00e7u00e3o de campo Andru00e9: E parques empresariais Andru00e9: u00c9 aquela bela combinau00e7u00e3o que… Andru00e9: toda a gente gostaria de ter perto de casa Andru00e9: Olha, Tagus Park, pimba. Andru00e9: Ai esta era a rotunda…! Andru00e9: Esta era a rotunda do… Andru00e9: do autocarro!! u00c9 para ali? Andru00e9: u00c9 para ali para cima… Andru00e9: Ai, aaaaaai que memu00f3rias! Andru00e9: ai jesuuuus… Andru00e9: Isto agora atu00e9 tem placas!! Andru00e9: Nu00e3o posso! Andru00e9: Portanto, a malta estu00e1 cu00e1 fora Andru00e9: E portanto a primeira reacu00e7u00e3o que uma pessoa tem a isto u00e9: Andru00e9: VENTO… DO ***** Andru00e9: estu00e1 bem!? Andru00e9: muito obrigado! Andru00e9: portanto Qualidade Andru00e9: IST e Residu00eancia de Estudantes Andru00e9: pronto antigamente nu00e3o haviam estas placasa aqui Andru00e9: Aquele edifu00edcio que estu00e1 ali em cima, vocu00eas estu00e3o a ver aquele caixotinho Andru00e9: u00e9 o … Andru00e9: Instituto Superior Tu00e9cnico Andru00e9: Tagus Park Andru00e9: Aqui… u00e9 um parque empresarial, por detru00e1s destas u00e1rvores. Andru00e9: “E as arveres, somos nozes!” Andru00e9: Ali atru00e1s… u00e9 a Microsoft Andru00e9: pelo menos era Andru00e9: era onde iamos almou00e7ar muitas vezes Andru00e9: Agora su00f3 trollar aqui a Mariana, que ela estu00e1 aqui armada em…
*Risos* Andru00e9: Agarradinha u00e0 Gisele Andru00e9: ‘Tadinha a fazer festinhas u00e0 Gisele *Mariana diz qualquer coisa que nu00e3o se percebe* Andru00e9: Nu00e3o se ouve um boi!!!! *Risos* Eu sabia que tinha de passar numa portagem portanto… Andru00e9: Portanto ela viu portagem, siga! Basicamente! And we are back… …on the road! Andru00e9: WOOW! Olha, cu00e1 estu00e1! Portagem, outra vez. Andru00e9: Pronto Que u00e9 esta m*rda? Andru00e9: Desembolsa! Andru00e9: Desembolsa Mariana! Gisele(GPS): Depois de 800 metros, saia na sau00edda Gisele(GPS): Depois mantenha-se u00e0 esquerda.
Andru00e9: Saia na sau00edda… Andru00e9: Muita bom,Gisele, muita bom… …Porque vou para Su00e3o Domingos de Rana Agora estamos bem!!!! Andru00e9: WOOOW! Mariana para o senhor da portagem: Obrigada! Mantenha-se u00e0 esquerda, u00e9 Gisele? u00c9 isso que queres? *Risos* Pronto! Agora sim posso dizer que chegu00e1mos Andru00e9: Chegu00e1mos. Andru00e9: Diz lu00e1 su00f3 aqui “Yeah” Yeah. *Risos* Andru00e9: *ao telefone com a Joana Dias* Alu00f4, boa tarde HELLO!! Andru00e9: Isto foi a Mariana… *Risos* In case you didn’t notice Depois quando voltarmos eu vou dar boleia aqui outra vez… Vou-me perder outra vez, depois de o deixar em casa! Andru00e9: u00c0 noite, isto u00e0 noite! Andru00e9: Vai ser tu00e3o bom… Andru00e9: Tu00e3o bom! Andru00e9: A su00e9rio… *Andru00e9 e eu cantamos* I said what what, in the butt, i said what what in the butt OLHA A JOANA!! *Risos* Joana!! Andru00e9: da ultima vez correu bem… *Risos* Clu00e1udia: Todo lu00e1 dentro! Hashtag LikeAGirl Like…
Clu00e1udia: A qualquer coisa! A qualquer coisa! Andru00e9: com pauzinhos, u00e9 melhor! A Joana nada diz… su00f3 bebe han… coise. Joana: A Joana estu00e1 a pensar Joana: no que u00e9 que hu00e1 de dizer depois de ouvir esta dos pauzinhos *Andru00e9 imita um cu00e3o com os pauzinhos* Andru00e9: Eu tenho bom jogo de dedos, eu sei… *Risos* Joana: Atenu00e7u00e3o, atenu00e7u00e3o… Oh my god! E vamos assistir agora a um momento inu00e9dito… Clu00e1udia: nha-nha-nha-nha! Vasco: Vais aspirar! Quem sabe, quem conhece aquela histu00f3ria do Ricardo Arau00fajo Pereira com o pudim… … vai reconhecer este momento A Joana estu00e1 preparada. A Joana tambu00e9m estu00e1, o Vasco E a Clu00e1udia, estu00e1 tudo preparado. Joana: …num restaurante. Hu00e1 como chupar o cliente Joana: comer como deve de ser *Risos* Andru00e9: Nu00e3o u00e9 chupar o cliente… Andru00e9: u00e9 comer, portanto estas coisas…
Andru00e9: de uma maneira… Eu ju00e1 sei o que u00e9 que ele vai fazer… Joana: Acabou de pingar no prato. Vasco: Andru00e9, tens nou00e7u00e3o que isso estu00e1 a pingar?! Andru00e9: Deixa estar a pingar, nu00e3o estu00e1 a pingar para a mesa ju00e1 u00e9 muito bom. Andru00e9: mas pronto… *Risos* Andru00e9: Estas coisas podiam ser feitas com o mu00ednimo… *Risos* Andru00e9: Continua 1-0, nu00e3o u00e9? *Risos* *Mariana canta* It’s friday night, nanananana Andru00e9: Nasceram duas orelhas … *Mariana canta* It’s friday night, nanananana *Andru00e9 tambu00e9m canta* Andru00e9: It’s friday night… do it all again! Andru00e9: Qual u00e9 que u00e9 a ideia agora, Mariana? Qual u00e9 que u00e9 a ideia? Vamos u00e0 praia de Carcavelos Andru00e9: Fazer, fazer… qualquer coisa na praia. Vamos andar um bocadinho Andru00e9: Vamos Vamos desmoer um bocadinho Andru00e9: A Clu00e1udia ‘tu00e1 a precisar de desmoer um bocadinho A Clu00e1udia e eu…
E toda a gente. E vamos para o carro outra vez! Andru00e9: Eu acho que preciso de mais um pudim! Andru00e9: u00c9 ali, u00e9 um! Andru00e9: u00e9 um ali! Estu00e3o os dois aqui, com licenu00e7a… Vou mesmo… *Risos* Tadaaa! *Risos* *Som de buzina* *Risos* Andru00e9: Eh pu00e1!!! *Risos* Joana Dias: Tirem-me daqui! *Risos* Oh Joana anda para aqui para tru00e1s, Joanaaa!! *Risos* Tu00e3o bonito…
Filma isto, oh… Andru00e9: vamos filmar esta bela, esta bela noite… Andru00e9: Portanto ali u00e0 frente su00e3o as Joanas… *Mariana e Andru00e9 cantam “A cidade atu00e9 ser dia”* *Risos* Andru00e9: A Joana! Andru00e9: ali Andru00e9: a dar-lhe duro *Risos* Pronto Okay, vamos falar *Risos* Andru00e9: A su00e9rio? Isto u00e9 muito bom! Andru00e9: A su00e9rio? *Risos* ‘Pera Andru00e9: Manda os mu00e1ximos, manda os mu00e1ximos! *Risos* Andru00e9: Portanto, Joana, ju00e1 sabes Andru00e9: Se o emprego faltar… Ju00e1 sabes onde u00e9 que podes sobreviver! Andru00e9: Podes sobreviver disto Andru00e9: Oh Joana, isso nu00e3o u00e9 pose de arrumador, pu00e1! Joana: Tenho 5 filhos para criar *Risos* Joana: Du00ea-me uma moedinha! Espere, espere… eu tenho aqui alguma coisa Andru00e9: Espera au00ed Andru00e9: A Mariana… Espera… Andru00e9: Good Girl Mariana Teho aqui uma moedinha que du00e1 para o parque do Lidl e Continente…
Joana: Oh pu00e1 obrigada Joana: A menina (Joana Tiago) tem mais oito filhos para criar *Risos* Deixe ver o que u00e9 que tenho aqui para si… Deixe ver… Olhe tenho mais uma moedinha, oh minha senhora?! *Risos* Oh minha senhora ande cu00e1! Nu00e3o quer? Entu00e3o pronto, fica para mim! OH QUE LINDO! Andru00e9: Queres ir filmar para a ponta? Andru00e9: Ora bem… Andru00e9: A Mariana estu00e1 extasiada com isto! Andru00e9: Ela viu praia… Andru00e9: oh su00f3 Andru00e9: Oh su00f3! Andru00e9: Praia tu00e3o linda! ISTO u00c9 Tu00c3O BONITO! Andru00e9: Tudo isto u00e9 a praia Andru00e9: Tudo isto u00e9 Mariana doida! Andru00e9: Tudo isto u00e9 Mariana doida, em extu00e2se Andru00e9: por estar Andru00e9: Ao pu00e9 da praia! WOW! Andru00e9: WOW! Opu00e1, u00e9 assim Eu gosto, eu gosto de vir passear nunca tenho, nu00e3o tenho grandes oportunidades E nu00e3o gosto de vir passear sozinha…
Andru00e9: E pronto assim ju00e1 vens a… MAS ISTO u00c9 O MAR CARAMBA! Andru00e9: Isto u00e9 o mar, u00e9! Ainda por cima estamos a ver as estrelas Du00e1 para ver muito bem as estrelas! Andru00e9: Epu00e1, aqui na filmagem nu00e3o se vu00ea um boi, mas pronto … Pois nu00e3o, mas acreditem em mim! Estavas-te a ver! Clu00e1udia: Vocu00eas bebem cafu00e9? Andru00e9 e eu: nu00e3o. Joana: Epu00e1 eu realmente estou-me a ver, fogo… sou mesmo gira! Ju00e1 viste? Andru00e9: SOU MUITA BOA Pu00c1 Exacto! Joana Dias: Vu00e1 diz lu00e1 “Sou mesmo sensual!” Joana Tiago: Opa!! *Andru00e9 e eu comeu00e7amos a cantar u00c9s Tu00e3o Sensual de Toy* Vamos u00e0 la praia Estu00e1 muito friozinho Vamos u00e0 lu00e0 praia Estu00e1 muito friozinho! u00c9 verdade, estou gelada Andru00e9: Olha a pneumonia! E vamos aqui um bocadinho… u00c0 areia! Yey! Su00f3 estu00e1 muito frio… Fogo, estu00e1 mesmo frio… Su00f3 trouxe este casaco… u00c9 aqui, para um lado ou para o outro? Tu00e1 frio! Yey! *Andru00e9 comeu00e7a a correr e assusta-me* *Risos* Andru00e9: Saltei para a areia! Su00f3 parou mesmo na areia, que awesome! Yey, estamos no passadiu00e7o! Andru00e9: Yey! Olhem para nu00f3s! Andru00e9: Olha para a gente! Olha para a gente a andar no passadiu00e7o! *Comeu00e7o a correr toda contente* Areia Exacto, areia! Esperem por mim!!! Andru00e9: Oh my god Bom vou comeu00e7ar a correr tambu00e9m nu00e3o u00e9…
Andru00e9: ai ai… *As meninas gritam* Andru00e9: WHAT’S UUUUUP! *Risos* Andru00e9: A su00e9rio?! E pronto, eu quero agradecer A esta malta que estu00e1 aqui u00c0 excepu00e7u00e3o das Joanas porque elas nu00e3o estu00e1 aqui presentes (mas tambu00e9m lhes agradeu00e7o) que muito obrigada por me terem convencido a vir para a praia Andru00e9: De nada! porque… epu00e1! praia u00e0 noite… realmente u00e9 uma coisa completamente diferente Os homens… the men of the group. Embora falte cu00e1 dois Faltam cu00e1 dois Quem u00e9 que falta Andru00e9? Andru00e9: Falto eu! Ele estu00e1 cu00e1! Portanto as Joanas estu00e3o aqui em cima…
Eu estava a dizer, Andru00e9! Andru00e9: hein? Quais su00e3o os rapazes que faltam? Quais su00e3o os rapazes que faltam? Falta o Diogo! Falta o Diogo! E falta… O Gonu00e7alo! O senhor da Joana Andru00e9: Bom Andru00e9: Pessoal isto u00e9 assim Andru00e9: vamos fazer as despedidas deste vlog Yap Andru00e9: Da minha parte, espero que tenham gostado Andru00e9: Se gostaram, likezinho no vlog! Andru00e9: au00ed um polegar da Mariana Andru00e9: Cu00e1 estaremos para um pru00f3ximo vlog! Pronto u00e9 isso… Espero, como o Andru00e9 ju00e1 disse, espero que tenham gostado Eu acho que estou a ficar rouca. Gosto da minha voz rouca Andru00e9: Olha a carinha de sono! u00c9 a minha carinha de sono! Nu00e3o, mas eu estou apta para guiar, atenu00e7u00e3o! Andru00e9: Ah bom! Estou apta para guiar.
Andru00e9: Ai de ti! Nu00e3o, mas eu estou para ver amanhu00e3 eu rouca. Isso u00e9 que vai ser bonito. Porque, a Clu00e1udia fez anos. Aliu00e1s, faz anos hoje Ju00e1 passa da meia noite. Andru00e9: Exacto Ju00e1 u00e9 uma da manhu00e3. Andru00e9: Deixem aqui os parabu00e9ns u00e0 Clu00e1udia Deixem os parabu00e9ns u00e0 Clu00e1udia E nu00f3s estivemos… nu00f3s fomos u00e0 praia. Como podem ter reparado… E no momento em que foi su00f3 nosso, lu00e1 estu00e1 Cantu00e1mos os parabu00e9ns e… E fizemos para ela o grito acadu00e9mico. *Gisele comeu00e7a a apitar* Andru00e9: Errado mas pronto… *Risos* Andru00e9: Com falhas, mas foi bom Mas foi bom… Foi com falhas sim mas… Eu a gritar ali… a torto e a direito! Resumindo e concluindo: u00c9 Like e Comment se assim o desejarem, se assim o quiserem. E vemo-nos num pru00f3ximo vu00eddeo, u00e9 a u00fanica coisa que eu posso dizer.
A ver se…epu00e1 voz rouca era giro, voz rouca era giro. Portanto, da minha parte u00e9… beijinhos E atu00e9 depois! Pessoal, fiquem bem. Atu00e9 um pru00f3ximo vlog. Vu00e1, tchau! Obrigada por terem assistido!. “
“en”:”Let’s look at launching where the wind is blowing on shore. This is also sometimes called a lee shore. In this situation when you face the water you should feel the wind blowing onto your face, and it is also the hardest to launch from as the wind will always try and blow you back ashore. Position your boat on the beach on its trolley with the bow of the boat pointing towards the wind. Rig the sails. Make sure the mainsheet is completely slack to allow the boom to flutter in the wind, which keeps the sail loose with no power, and stops it from blowing off the trolley accidentally. Also make sure the kicking strap is slack. Fit the rudder, and fit the safety pin. Check all drainage bungs are in place to stop the buoyancy tanks from filling with water as you sail along. Next introduce the boat to the water, keeping the bow head to wind.
This will keep the sails flapping and make manoeuvring easy. Continue walking the boat into the water until it floats off the trolley. Ask a friend to park your trolley ashore above the high water mark on the beach. To help keep you stable push the centreboard down, but only by a few inches to stop it hitting the bottom when in shallow water.
Push the rudder down a few inches to allow the tip of the blade to make contact with the water. Grab the tiller and mainsheet and now you’re ready to go. Keep a good look out to make sure your path is clear from other vessels and pay particular attention to any swimmers or other water users in the immediate area. With the bow of the boat pointing head to wind like this you will be in the centre of the no go zone and unable to sail. To get sailing, push the bow of the boat out of the no go zone onto a close reach point of sailing. To understand more about this subject see our Points of Sailing video. This sailing angle allows you to sail easily from the beach and avoids the possibility of becoming stuck in the no go zone and being blown back ashore. The helm turns the boat away from the no go zone then climbs aboard quickly grabbing the tiller and mainsheet. Gently pull in the mainsail a little bit to get moving, but as the rudder isn’t fully down you should leave the beach slowly.
Once adequate depth has been reached release the mainsheet so that the sail flaps to stop the boat, and lower the rudder blade fully. Then secure the downhaul rope to keep it in position. Finally lower the centreboard to suit your point of sailing, pull the sail back in and sail away. Let’s now look at this with a racing fleet. Here they are adopting the same procedure. Boats are parked on trolleys with the nose or bow of the boat pointing into wind. The sails are hoisted and the rudder fitted and bungs checked. The boats are led into the water bow first and floated off the trolley. The trolley is then parked above the high water mark. It is possible for one person to hold two boats in the water while the other person parks both trolleys. To help keep you stable push the centreboard down, but only by a few inches to stop it hitting the bottom when in shallow water. Push the rudder down a few inches to allow the tip of the blade to make contact with the water.
The helm turns the boat away from the no go zone and smartly hops into the boat, quickly grabbing the tiller and mainsheet. Slowly sail away from the beach until deeper water is reached, where the centreboard and rudder can be fully lowered.. “
